"It was just a joke!"
Sure. It also wasn't very funny and it bombed. And now you have to deal with that.
"You can't even tell a joke anymore!?"
You can and you did. And people can react to it. Here we are.
“I’m being SILENCED”
Damn I wish you were but here I am, still hearing you
Having a national platform but not being unanimously adored == censorship.
Ok so I got a Netflix account just so I can watch A New Wish. And Netflix is being a stingy Horses Ass!! Like what the fuck do you mean you only have episodes 1-10?!
And yeah, I know, other streaming platforms do this too, but shit dude! I would just like the other fucking ten episodes please!
Hana-Rawhiti Kareariki Maipi-Clarke, the youngest MP in Aotearoa, starts a haka to protest the first vote on a bill reinterpreting the 1840 Treaty of Waitangi
One of the most helpful things I've learned to do with ADHD is when I need to start a task, I don't think "I need to do this task" I think "I need to do (first step of task)".
I don't tell myself "I need to wash the dishes piling up in the sink." I tell myself "I need to get the scrub brush and turn on the facuet." That's easy, so I do it and bam, I've started the task.
"I need to brush my teeth" -> "I need to get my toothbrush wet and put toothpaste on it."
"I need to write this essay" -> "I need to pull up the assignment guidelines and open a word doc."
"I need to go to the store." -> "I need to put on my shoes."
Tasks are easily overwhelming when you constantly think about them in their entirety, so picking the most immediate part you need to so and only focusing/doing that helps to get you to start it with less anexity & stress.
i wanna ride the scary bus so bad
I am not taking a risk
Not risking it pals
U know what I want potato of luck
Always reblog the potato 🥔🪙
Not superstitious but also not taking ANY luck risks this week
Besides Blitz's shocked expression, the amount of laughing I did at Blitz's line made me grateful I was alone when I was watching it. XD XD XD We'll see what my friend has to say about the line when I finally get to show him it and whether he finds it as funny as I do. ;)
Bonus:
I appreciate the literature they were reading before Blitz entered the room, which are titled "What is Gay Sex?" which has a wolf on it, while the other is "How to Eat an Entire Plane" with a statement "Hell yeah it's edible :-)" on the back. XD XD XD
