never forget when saruman literally told gandalf "you've been smoking too much weed bro"

what would happen if you smoked nirnroot

weed LITERALLY too loud

"oh they'll NEVER know that i'm high" *glowing slightly and emitting a faint high-pitched sound*

wyd when the whiterun guards come up to your carriage with ye windows down and asks you for your horse liscense but the nirns got you astrally projecting to the heart of lorkhan

the legend when zelda breathes in the wild idk ive never played it

Did this really happen in the movie (film)

Yes. Here is when this happens in the film:

I never watched the pony show but I really enjoy what you folks are doing with those horses these days. Just today, I saw an image of the yellow one smoking a bong and wearing a "nine inch nails" tee shirt.

is this true?

Like a rare and beautiful spirit...I hope to see it again

i think it's awesome that there's weed for cats and we just give it to them

When the weed just puts you in heat 

smoking weed with my tits out hell yeah

“I don’t understand why everyone hates Daedra. I mean, Mehrunes Dagon, Molag Bal, sure. But Sanguine seems harmless. He’s certainly more fun than the Divines.”

–Baseekus

Did You Know: Some Khajiiti tribes believe that to reach Hermorah’s library, you must face Sheggorath? Sheggorath will test the Khajiit on the Path by making them doubt the truth of their own thoughts, beliefs, and actions.

I'm sorry this is the funniest fucking thing on tewittrr

smoking that wizard shit that let the hobbits talk to trees and walk 900 miles barefoot to throw that giant eye freak's cock ring into a burning volcano

i might have smoked a bit too much actually

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I MEAN THAT’S ESSENTIALLY IT