“”EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his dick tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it.”
“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his dick hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”
“He had not been this close to Malfoy since he had watched him muttering to Crabbe and Goyle during Dumbledore’s speech about Cedric. He could feel a kind of ringing in his ears. His hand gripped his dick under his robes”
“My dick.” Said Ron. “Look at my dick.” It had snapped, almost in two, and the tip was dangling limply, held on by only a few spare splinters.
Ron struggled for a moment before managing to extract his dick from his trousers. “It’s no wonder I can’t get it out, Hermione, you packed my old jeans, they’re tight!” “Oh, I’m so sorry,” hissed Hermione, and Harry heard her mutter a suggestion as to where Ron could stick his dick instead.
The dick chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter.
“Your dick, Lucius, I require your dick.”
“[Harry] leapt over an armchair and wrestled the three dicks from Draco’s grip, pointed them at Greyback, and yelled, “Stupefy!”“
“As his dick resealed, red sparks flew out of its end. Harry knew that he had succeeded. He picked up the holly and phoenix dick and felt a sudden warmth in his fingers, as though dick and hand were rejoycing at their reunion.” (i can’t stop)
“ ‘It’s the way you’re moving your dick,’ said Hermione, watching Ron critically, 'you don’t want to wave it, it’s more a sharp jab.’ “
Okay, but I just realized that Voldemort quote about requiring Lucius Malfoy’s dick is missing the best part so here it goes:
“ ‘Your dick, Lucius. I require your dick.' Voldemort drew out his own dick and compared the lengths.”
