silver-horse reblogged
Reblog for bigger sample size.
#i don't think he would peel an orange for you#or if he did he would be terrible at it#and complain about ruining his nails the entire time#he would however help you hide a body#astarion to me is ride or die with big stuff but doesn’t do little inconsequential things if they're too much work#and honestly thats so valid of him imo
Maybe I SHOULD be impartial but HONESTLYYYYYY???? These tags are kinda spittin'
#I am on board with this take#lol#yeah#because it's a dumb thing to ask... why can't you peel your own fucking orange for yourself? to be honest...I agree#orange discourse 2024#astarion#orange#polls#bg3#baldur's gate 3#tav#durge#the dark urge#dark urge#funny#personally tbh I would only peel an orange for my partner if they break their hand or something... and I am the only one around...