I was looking at some of my old recordings. I noticed Astarion standing in the background with closed eyes:

He wasn't blinking. He was standing like that for a very long time.

Minthara and Tav : discussing battle plans

Astarion:

You need a guardian. Choose one.

naming bg3 protagonist shit like Tavaris, Tavlerina, Tavdor V The Vengeful , Tavina IV The Terrible

Rolan: Ramazith's Tower, and its master, are now your friends.

me: Only friends? :''((

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I hope Steam's body is ready. in less than an hour we will be attacking

sometimes youtube recommends me rock remixes of undeservedly popular pop songs and it's always such a pleasant surprise... damn this song suddenly doesn't sound like completely dogshit garbage how did this happen

Astarion: Do you know the power a vampire lord possesses? ha can change shape, turn into mist, call wolves to do his bidding, shrug off blows like they are nothing. he could walk into our camp tonight and kill you with his bare hands.

me: bro. relax. we will have many level ups before the boss fight

People who work at Larian when they noticed that people want to romance Halsin: guys, we could do something so funny...

Yennefer is wearing the cheap sex shop mask again lmao

oh look at that cool post on my dash brought to me by a mutual...must reblog this... wait, oh I see they reblogged this from me