king charles portrait was giving major ketheric and is definitely not made of human flesh

(my husband made this i am merely the vessel to preserve online forever)

why does he look like the fucking night mother 😭😭😭

when the necromancer expects you to be risen as soon as they cast the resurrection spell and doesn't even let you have half an hour for phone in grave

Isn't that the new king Charles portrait?

yeah

Commissioned by Durge, Orin was surprisingly excited about it. Gortash, not so much, but multiple people died to provide paint, so he better show gratitude.

I think they’ll find it

the what

*coughs* Friendly doll person here.

So Mattel came out with different Barbie body types a couple years ago, right? There’s your normal body, but there’s also Curvy, Petite, and Tall now.

Around the same time, they came out with the Made to Move body, which has a ton more articulation than your normal Barbie.

Customizers love the Made to Move body, because hey, a lot more fun positions to put a doll in for photographing. But now Mattel has started making the Made to Move dolls with the additional body types from above. We’ve gotten a Curvy Made to Move doll so far, afaik.

This Queen Elizabeth doll, though? Is the first time there’s been a Petite Made to Move body released by Mattel. So customizers were buying it up not out of any care about Queen Elizabeth — but they were buying it to pop her head right off and use the new body for other dolls!

The thing i like the most about tumblr is learning tiny details about communities i would otherwise not even be aware of. thank you for this info

"They don't care if you fucking starve.

Who do you think pays the bills for all those palaces?"

Anti-monarchist sticker spotted in Telford, UK

Who wore it better?

The British Empire is collapsing before our eyes in real time <3

Critical support to Charles in his efforts to destroy the empire :) /s

Dethrone all kings

Like to charge, reblog to cast

church bells have been ringing for like an hour

yes we get it the twat is king now can you shut the fuck up and let me hate the monarchy in peace

wrong blog. whatever

Funniest possible end to Chuck’s coronation

PARASITE IN CHIEF IN HIS IDIOT HAT