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Astarion being all "ewww" toward sappy romance is honestly one of my favorite things about him 😂
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funniest argument i've read against sex scenes in movies
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I made a meme…
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YOU should be at the club I should be in the arms of a fictional character
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tyaz
What's it called when you have this almost primal urge to just sink your teeth deep into something or preferably some(one) and never let go
tyaz
You get it
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Guys. GUYS. 6 months after the finale, spawn!Astarion is still thinking about the fact that you could be together. 😭
Astarion: Whatever you've been doing with your time, it's clearly worked wonders.
Player: You can thank my partner for that. Being with them has been a blessing.
Astarion: Love is a powerful tonic.
Astarion: I do wonder what could have been between us, sometimes, but... well, that's dead and buried.
#this is so sad... I am not aware that there is such dialogue with any of the others characters if they were romanced and then it ended#for example in my version shadowheart never brought up the fact that we used to be together...she is very happy and hugged tav as a friend#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#tav#love#epilogue#ending
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But you need to understand the limitations.
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i talked to withers as astarion to do some respecing and he asked me why astarion hasnt fallen in love with anyone sdlkfjskfs
so to follow on from this, i went to respec wyll and he has an entirely unique line one, and doesn't have astarions line 2.
going to see if i can trigger the other companions
^ laezel
^ karlach
shadowheart, halsin and jaheira don't have a comment, don't hbave minsc yet but i assume the same, and i can't check gale cuz i romanced him dfgdfgd
^ Gale
#his unique line is related to#Mystra#I guess I could have guessed that#I also tried#shadowheart#because I romanced her for a while so I wondered if there is a unique response when they had a relationship but it just didn't continue#but nope nothing unique for her in my version#bg3#baldur's gate 3#gale#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#posts I commented on#withers#love#astarion#wyll#lae'zel#laezel#karlach#wyll ravengard
hilarious that we can ask any of the companions to do the love test even when they aren't the love interests. I tried it with all of them and you can be rude to any of them or just say untrue things but the bad dialogue options with shadowheart are definitely the funniest
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Ppl who had time for romance in high school we are so different. i was busy fighting for my life in my head
#yeah#I will never understand#how anyone has the time for that in#high school#I was busy studying#besides there wasn't a single attractive and decent person that I could have dated#like it blows my mind that some people genuinely find someone they like in such a small dating pool#(let's not even mention the people who even marry their sweethearts from school...holy shit will you people settle for anyone?)#lol#about me#text post#textposts#funny#posts I commented on#love
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*playing dragon age* wow…… I wish you could romance people in real life……
#that's why it's fantasy#yeah#most realistic scenes are in the brothel where you pay for it#except on a real life date you have to go to shitty cafe place and pay in order to MAYBE get laid afterwards#like any socially acceptable place to meet is a place where I am forced to spend money I otherwise wouldn't spend#want to meet people? you have to go to a club or a bar! pay money !#Dragon Age#funny#text post#textposts#posts I commented on#about me#Dragon Age Origins#dao#da2#Dragon Age II#Dragon Age Inquisition#dragon age exodus#dragon age 2#love#dai#origins#Inquisition
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my favorite trope is when someone believes they’re hard to love and someone who loves them like it’s breathing.
