why the hell is macklemore in this game

The List randomizer is really creating the most unfair choices for us!!

(generak post here / tag for all round one polls here)

Choose which one of these two romances will get to the next roun!

#wyll girlies ATTACK !

God. Remember when Greg Ellis went insane and started larping as Cullen on social media after getting publicly fired from ever working at Bioware again on twitter?

Sometimes when I'm feeling down, I think about that and am reminded that while we live in a bizarre hellworld, it occasionally conspires to be VERY funny.

How have I never heard of this before? I’m googling it.

and “cullen” was trending on twitter and lots of people thought that this is about edward cullen and something twilight related has happened lmao

and bonus funny...  JK rowling tweeted “Thank you, Greg 💕”   

yeah with a little heart 🤣🤣  

because he was working for Hogwarts Legacy and decided to do some ass-kissing and defend poor poor helpless lady joanne. the fair lady needed a knight in shining armour larping for her honor

(well technically I believe the larping happened after bioware didn’t like his tweets in defense of rowling but still... you get the gist of it. He also tweeted shitty comments about retiring bioware members. just out of the blue. and so bioware was like ”hey do you think you will ever work with us again if you behave this way?” and that’s when he started whining in character!! as cullen!! about his free speech and said that he is getting cancelled and called for the support of cullenites)

CULLEN! That’s hilarious, say that again! 🤣

another hit line:

its gonna be may

insp by this post by @fauxfires.

yall ever think about how inquisition gave us some random npc defending loghain “sold people into slavery to fund a conflict he started” mac tir, gave us fucking c*llen claiming with a straight face that “meredith’s methods kept people safe”, and yet the nicest thing we hear anyone say about anders is hawke’s wishy-washy “maybe he’s both a hero AND a monster” bullshit

cullen pls your hypocrisy is showing

Sexiest mage alive contest!

If the Dragon Age characters had tumblr. 

(part 1) (part 2)

 DAO and DA2 version  (because the original links no longer work)

Summon the war council!