We must beat the Americans

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i still cant believe american highschools really have music and theatre clubs and all that. the only activity in my highschool was smoke breaks outside

I had a really bad migraine last night, but I've run out of everything except these hungarian pain killers my dad gave me 9 years ago, anyway I don't remember anything and I can't feel my tongue and the only thing in my search history is this

anyways can someone drive me to the hospital

what state are you in?

pretty bad

YOUR LOCATION

#i had to look up if op was still alive cuz. dude. what.

don't worry I just found out that I've been eating moldy bread for like 4 years because cutting the 'top off' doesn't get rid of the mold, it has roots that spread out so I think I'm part mold and will survive anything

Some all timers in this one

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

Even though I made sure to drop little clues about my nationality such as the fact that the post contains the words “in France,” my post about Halloween being a recent phenomenon in my country prompted multiple Americans to say this was bullshit misinformation from the US conservative that I must be, since Halloween is not a recent thing in the US at all and their US relatives already celebrated it in the US decades ago. Someone said I must have grown up in a conservative cult to be unaware of Halloween being a thing, because “OP is saying something that makes no sense re: US culture—OP must have grown-up in a terminally isolated cult within the USA” is the only explanation. At this point I could say “the national anthem of my country is La Marseillaise” and some USians would be like “no? why would you say that?? please delete this misinformation op la Marseillaise is NOT the American anthem where in the US did you grow up that you never heard our anthem??”

#soooo many Americans. so many of them #even people aren’t horrible or stupid #will just believe that the US is the centre of the universe and everything is about then #and their political and social neuroses #for so many of them it doesn’t even seem aggressive they just seem to placidly assume that everything is about them #the amount of times online I’ve had to correct Americans #who say embarrassingly stupid shit to me #because they assumed I was American #they will call everyone else in the world weird for doing a thing a certain way #without realising that everyone else thinks they’re a bit odd for doing that thing the way they do #like it’s just a grating casual sort self-absorption paired with not knowing anything about other countries’ cultures or politics or history #you get used to translating for Americans online bc you know all the equivalents for a Thing and they never know yours via @teacupsandcyanide

i don’t get the liquid vanilla extract that americans like to use all the finnish baking recipes i know call for vanilla sugar and that’s what i’m used to using. my finnish-american landlady had the extract i think it does have a stronger flavor but i don’t even know where to get that here. do you guys use vanilla sugar or the extract

this is a very interesting study matter it turns out a lot of you haven’t heard of vanilla sugar! just to clarify, it’s used in small quantities, usually in teaspoons, to add vanilla flavor to baking recipes. it’s essentially sugar infused with vanilla flavor from the real pods. so like. extract with sugar / in dry form. it’s not a direct substitute for sugar in recipes

the ultimate bad boy

i’m going to start calling american music a-pop. for no reason

I live in exactly none of these countries but I cannot help feeling that this isn’t helping at all

people who leave their phones set to military time are fuckin war criminals how do you look at 16:05 and go wow i can understand that . fucking bootlickers whats next? you gonna go join the army??recruit me?

yo chill bro……. i’m just european 😔

i dont know what you just said im not american