When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

Pretty sure Teal'c considers Star Wars a documentary of sorts.

I laughed for like 2 hours when this aired.

(He absolutely knows. He is absolutely trolling them. He also genuinely likes the prequels because he has taste.)

Gets funnier every time.

This episode aired in the ‘90′s. This joke has aged like fine wine. Depressing, depressing wine.

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STARGATE SG-1 “Window Of Opportunity”

Yo ya’ll are forgetting the best part:

2020 vibes

not to be too ominous, but in that episode, their problem lasted decades

I CAN’T

That is the whole show.

“One, that’s Star Trek; and two, it’s ridiculous.”

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O’Neill: A Summary.

Samantha Carter would absolutely wreck you if you tried to tell her masks don’t work