lets make a shopping list ill start

potato

potato

potato

potato

potato

potato

a machine with the force of a thousand suns with which to destroy all my enemies

potato

potato

The souls of the damned

reblog if your ok if I go into yours asks and trick or treat!

@kianf1sh @ablndfsh @udnergecko @chaimeanstea @alchemicalwerewolf @unstableunicornsofasgard @gh0stcvlt @that-0ne-sam @thee0ne-whos-tired @sky-is-purple-because-i-said-so @xylophonerabbit @the-official-goose-god @pennyroyald @imsooooooootired

May I :3

Even after October, heck if you want to trick or treat in the middle of Christmas be my guest!

nono it’s true. there a picture of him in the textbook definition

*summons a health textbook and flips to Cutest-Baby-Ever-itis. there’s a picture of billy in it*

see?

*sends the anon to the shadow realm*

Billy don’t listen to them, they’re just being mean for the sake of being mean. You are no monster, you are awesome and cool. Don’t listen to them

(Also, do you want a silly straw that will make the “medicine” not hurt you?)

Where are the anons that don’t hesitate to make an arc??

anons

don’t be afraid to interact with me, I don’t care! I actually love it!

yes turn me into a micro germ

yes throw me into a time loop I would also find funny

please give me a gun and then turn me into a murderous hamster it’s hilarious

Anons, don’t be afraid to do anything. As a gimmick blog it’s hard to create lore, or have fun without you anons being stupid and goofy with us. You guys are a critical part, so please interact with us

.....I think a gimmick just found my main

FUCK IVE BEEN FOUND

Alright, other gimmicks! we need to protect ourselves now

*Initiate France termination sequence*

Ha imagine not being incredibly open about your main. /silly

I just accept it if someone finds out about my main the only difference is that I'm not as tired on there and I post more about my fandoms lol

I’m not that open about my main but if you look close enough you’d figure it out lmao

Given my habit of liking posts literally two seconds before reblogging them, I can't be that hard to figure out lol

But anyways idc if people find my main, just be warned for a shit ton of fandom stuff lmao

ha imagine your gimmick not being it's own gimmick

...this is ironic actually.

LMAOOOOOOOOO

shut up

... I meant to say Gmail not gimmick

i have come so close to revealing who I am so ma u times it's so funny. I've hinted as to who I am, and through these hints you can find me AND my other blog.

Good luck...

well we know you speak French so

nobody is finding my main

:]

?

.....I think a gimmick just found my main

FUCK IVE BEEN FOUND

Alright, other gimmicks! we need to protect ourselves now

*Initiate France termination sequence*

Ha imagine not being incredibly open about your main. /silly

I just accept it if someone finds out about my main the only difference is that I'm not as tired on there and I post more about my fandoms lol

I’m not that open about my main but if you look close enough you’d figure it out lmao

Given my habit of liking posts literally two seconds before reblogging them, I can't be that hard to figure out lol

But anyways idc if people find my main, just be warned for a shit ton of fandom stuff lmao

ha imagine your gimmick not being it's own gimmick

...this is ironic actually.

LMAOOOOOOOOO

shut up

... I meant to say Gmail not gimmick

i have come so close to revealing who I am so ma u times it's so funny. I've hinted as to who I am, and through these hints you can find me AND my other blog.

Good luck...

well we know you speak French so

nobody is finding my main

Oh.. it's okay Ronny *he hugs him* you don't have to be scared

It's okay, look *he points to the stars* can you see them?

Things get blurry for me too sometimes, maybe your eyes just need to get used to it!

H-how are you moving your arm like that? I can’t…

Something’s wrong with my eyes…

No no, it's okay!

Nothing is wrong!

Don't worry Ronny, just look out it's so pretty

No! What’s happening? Billy, you have to get a grownup, I think something IS wrong with me! Everything looks weird and different!

No it's okay, I told you my friends wanted to help you see the stars, that's why it looks funny!

The grownups won't understand, they're just gonna say it's bad but it isn't!

*appears, 3 feet tall instead of my usual 3 inches*

Billy you have to stop, defying the laws of physics like this can cause serious harm to others. you may be three dimensional but Ronny isn’t, keeping him out here for too long could hurt him bad. take him back to your world

@baby-bill-rp didn’t take me anywhere! We’re still on Euclydia, leaving isn’t even possible because there’s nothing out there, even if it looks like there is! I’m just seeing things!!!

i see, well still, trying to get a being to interact with a dimension outside of its own never works

Oh.. it's okay Ronny *he hugs him* you don't have to be scared

It's okay, look *he points to the stars* can you see them?

Things get blurry for me too sometimes, maybe your eyes just need to get used to it!

H-how are you moving your arm like that? I can’t…

Something’s wrong with my eyes…

No no, it's okay!

Nothing is wrong!

Don't worry Ronny, just look out it's so pretty

No! What’s happening? Billy, you have to get a grownup, I think something IS wrong with me! Everything looks weird and different!

No it's okay, I told you my friends wanted to help you see the stars, that's why it looks funny!

The grownups won't understand, they're just gonna say it's bad but it isn't!

*appears, 3 feet tall instead of my usual 3 inches*

Billy you have to stop, defying the laws of physics like this can cause serious harm to others. you may be three dimensional but Ronny isn’t, keeping him out here for too long could hurt him bad. take him back to your world

I have too many parents. And oh gosh -- 4 kids??

Maybe consider not adopting everyone 😭

no.

*seeps through the cracks in the floor and forms into my 3 inch tall self*

what’s goin on?

Boost?

@the-gimmick-government (Credit goes to them for the idea of the government gimmick, go check them out) @the-gimmick-authority (credit goes to them for the idea of multiple ocs) @wikipedia-the-non-official @official-time @local-pickpocket @actually-titan

@the-real-planet-x @the-gimmick-fbi @france-unofficial @non-tyrannical-usa @officially-triton @the-fake-catholic-church @the-gimmick-executioners @the-archangels7 @theetherealraphael

@the-greek-chorus @the-analyzer @iris-ghe @venus-for-real @the-principality-of-sealand @gimmick-therapist and whoever else.

I don’t deserve to go to jail! <3

.....Yes you do. Jail.

*Immediately, you were in a cell. A cell impossible to break out of. Alone, cold.*

What the fuck man

I did nothing wrong

Bail is 10,000,000,000.

...*He sighed* You have one phone call.

…

money or….

*explodes the jail*

Rather a heedless decision. . . Sillylittleanon, you're under arrest for the destruction of government property and attempting to break a criminal out of jail.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. You have the right to an attorney and if you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.

He handcuffs you.

Do you understand these rights?

*melts*

can’t catch me! :P

Boost?

@the-gimmick-government (Credit goes to them for the idea of the government gimmick, go check them out) @the-gimmick-authority (credit goes to them for the idea of multiple ocs) @wikipedia-the-non-official @official-time @local-pickpocket @actually-titan

@the-real-planet-x @the-gimmick-fbi @france-unofficial @non-tyrannical-usa @officially-triton @the-fake-catholic-church @the-gimmick-executioners @the-archangels7 @theetherealraphael

@the-greek-chorus @the-analyzer @iris-ghe @venus-for-real @the-principality-of-sealand @gimmick-therapist and whoever else.

I don’t deserve to go to jail! <3

.....Yes you do. Jail.

*Immediately, you were in a cell. A cell impossible to break out of. Alone, cold.*

What the fuck man

I did nothing wrong

Bail is 10,000,000,000.

...*He sighed* You have one phone call.

…

money or….

*explodes the jail*

I thirst for blood.

Relatable

someone tag the vampire hunter account

Bruh

I teleported into Tumblr???

HELP I'M SPEAKING IN TEXT?!

hold up what happens if I make funny sound

EEURSHB

I BET THAT LOOKS FUNNY!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

I CAN SIT ON THE PROFILE!

DHEHEHHEHEHE

Wtf.

I wonder how I am able to see in a text based post..

Eugh?

AUSGH

Oops I coughed.

CAN SOMEONE GET ME THE FUCK OUT?

THIS ISN'T RIVER SPEAKING THIS IS THE MOD-

I AM LITERALLY ABLE TO SEE OUR ROLEPLAYS IN THREE DIMENSIONAL FORMAT

I CAN SEE FORD-

I WONDER IF I CAN @ PEOPLE BY SPEAKING??

@earth-updates-today HELP ME GET OUUUUTTT

WELCOME! TO THE INTERNET!

have a look around!

anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

we have MOUNTAINS of content! Some better, some worse.

If none of it’s of interest to you you’d be the first

Welcome to the internet!

Come and take a seat

Would you like to see the news or famous women's feet?

There’s no need to panic, this isn’t a test, haha

Just nod or shake your head and we’ll do the rest

Welcome~ To the internet!

WHAT WOULD YOU PREFER?

would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur

Be happy-! Be horny-! Be bursting with rage! we got a million different ways to engage

Welcome! To the internet, put your cares aside

Here’s a tip for straining pasta

here’s a nine-year-old who died

We’ve got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports~!

And a bunch of coloured pencil drawings Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other!!

(haha-what?)

Welcome! to the internet! Hold on to your socks

cause a random man just kindly sent you photos of his cock <3

They are grainy and offputting, he just sent you some more

Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore!

see a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink

Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think

Start a rumor, buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer

Zoom or find a tumor in your—

Here's a healthy breakfast option!

YOU SHOULD KILL YOUR MOM.

Heres why women never fuck you, here’s how you build a bomb

Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids

could i interest you in everything, all of the time?

a bit of everything, all of the time

Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime

anything and everything, all of the time

Could i interest you in everything, all of the time

a little bit of everything, all of the time

Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime

anything and everything, all of the time

You know, it wasn't always like this

not very long ago, just before your time

Right before the towers fell, circa 99

there were catalogs, travel blogs, a chatroom or two

We set out sights, and spent our nights waiting

for you

You, insatiable you

okay why the fuck did i sing that

*hits you with the beam that makes you continue the song*

ER AH UMMMMNNM-

Mommy let you use her ipad

you were barely two

And it did all the things we designed it to do

now look at you

look at you, you, you

unstoppable, watchable

your time is now

YOUR INSIDES OUT

Honey how you grew!

and if we stick together

who knows what we'll do

It was always the plan to put the world in your hand

HAHAHA

could i intrest you in everything?

all of the time

A little bit of everything, all of the time

apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime

Anything and everything, all of the time

apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime (guys onku three to go)

Anything and everything

and anything and everything

and anything and everything

and

ALL OF THE TIME!

(everyone say this one with me)

ALL OF THE TIME

ALL OF THE TIME

Bruh

I teleported into Tumblr???

HELP I'M SPEAKING IN TEXT?!

hold up what happens if I make funny sound

EEURSHB

I BET THAT LOOKS FUNNY!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

I CAN SIT ON THE PROFILE!

DHEHEHHEHEHE

Wtf.

I wonder how I am able to see in a text based post..

Eugh?

AUSGH

Oops I coughed.

CAN SOMEONE GET ME THE FUCK OUT?

THIS ISN'T RIVER SPEAKING THIS IS THE MOD-

I AM LITERALLY ABLE TO SEE OUR ROLEPLAYS IN THREE DIMENSIONAL FORMAT

I CAN SEE FORD-

I WONDER IF I CAN @ PEOPLE BY SPEAKING??

@earth-updates-today HELP ME GET OUUUUTTT

WELCOME! TO THE INTERNET!

have a look around!

anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

we have MOUNTAINS of content! Some better, some worse.

If none of it’s of interest to you you’d be the first

Welcome to the internet!

Come and take a seat

Would you like to see the news or famous women's feet?

There’s no need to panic, this isn’t a test, haha

Just nod or shake your head and we’ll do the rest

Welcome~ To the internet!

WHAT WOULD YOU PREFER?

would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur

Be happy-! Be horny-! Be bursting with rage! we got a million different ways to engage

Welcome! To the internet, put your cares aside

Here’s a tip for straining pasta

here’s a nine-year-old who died

We’ve got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports~!

And a bunch of coloured pencil drawings Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other!!

(haha-what?)

Welcome! to the internet! Hold on to your socks

cause a random man just kindly sent you photos of his cock <3

They are grainy and offputting, he just sent you some more

Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore!

see a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink

Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think

Start a rumor, buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer

Zoom or find a tumor in your—

Here's a healthy breakfast option!

YOU SHOULD KILL YOUR MOM.

Heres why women never fuck you, here’s how you build a bomb

Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids

could i interest you in everything, all of the time?

a bit of everything, all of the time

Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime

anything and everything, all of the time

Could i interest you in everything, all of the time

a little bit of everything, all of the time

Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime

anything and everything, all of the time

You know, it wasn't always like this

not very long ago, just before your time

Right before the towers fell, circa 99

there were catalogs, travel blogs, a chatroom or two

We set out sights, and spent our nights waiting

for you

You, insatiable you

okay why the fuck did i sing that

*hits you with the beam that makes you continue the song*

ER AH UMMMMNNM-

Mommy let you use her ipad

you were barely two

And it did all the things we designed it to do

now look at you

look at you, you, you

unstoppable, watchable

your time is now

YOUR INSIDES OUT

Honey how you grew!

and if we stick together

who knows what we'll do

It was always the plan to put the world in your hand

HAHAHA

could i intrest you in everything?

all of the time

A little bit of everything, all of the time

apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime

Anything and everything, all of the time

apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime (guys onku three to go)

Anything and everything

and anything and everything