Shibi

cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

Nobody wants to work anymore

they should invent 7 hours between 10pm and midnight

ngl im not even a superman fan. i just REALLY like clark kent,,, (thank you, Smallville, for that.)

Arguments about what's canon and what's not in SW fandom are kinda pointless, I know for a fact that every fan has their personal frankensteined version of canon based on what's best for their own blorbos. I love picking up a random licensed book to sneer at half of its ideas and then steal the rest. Some shows and books and comics and whole movies are simply not incorporated into my belief system. That's how we roll

Post-battle Maedhros and Fingon for @magicinavalon <3

I didn't know the Korean word for "claw machine" so I told my grandma this incredibly awkward description of "a box with a hand inside that you use to lift toys" and I was like "does that make any-- do you know what I'm talking about" and she was like "I knew right away, I just thought it was funny hearing you describe it"

my lord i fear i must inform you that you have reblogged a post made by the general whose forces encircle my fortress. please delete it posthaste

If you were the handsome blonde flag bearer in yellow at the Battle of Prestonpans Jacobites Rising of 1745 I’m sorry if I knew you and didn’t recognise you if that’s why you kept staring at me, I didn’t want to wave during the battle and look like a fool

THIS WAS A REENACTMENT

LOTR20 celebration | Day 4: Friendship/Family (i cheated and did both)

"craving a food means your body needs something that food can offer" now what the fuck does my body need with an ice cream

it makes your brain happy! your body could use some joy too

no everyone shut up and listen. truths were said

in all seriousness, if you're craving ice cream, it's likely that your body needs fat and carbs. If ice cream isn't an option for whatever reason, you can try to feed yourself something else with a significant amount of fat and/or carbs. You may also be dehydrated if you're craving sweets.

That said, sometimes your body and brain do genuinely just need a pick me up.

The more frequently you practice intuitive eating like this, the better you'll get at figuring out what it is that your body is asking for.

Also, a great trick is to take a look at what you're craving, note the nutritional contents (fat, carbs, protein, plant matter/fiber) and try and figure out what else sounds tasty for your particular craving. This can give you more data points to go off of. For instance, if you're craving ice cream, but a sweet roll sounds just as good, it's probably carbs your body is asking you for. That said, if you're craving ice cream and a sweet roll doesn't sound good at all BUT a bagel with strawberry cream cheese or avocado toast DOES sound good, you know it's fat you're needing.

If all you're craving is ice cream and nothing else sounds worth the effort, you may just need a low effort mood boost, which is also totally valid! This can also help you even if you can't have ice cream, because now that you know what your body actually wants, you know there are more ways to fulfill that order than the way it asked you to!

If you're craving sweets, you probably need protein. Your body is looking for a quick energy burst so it can acquire long-term energy resources.

If you're craving salty things, you probably need water and electrolytes. (If the pickles or olives taste sweet - you need more of them; your internal salt balance is out of whack. Happens a lot in summer when you sweat, especially if you're drinking water but not replacing nutrients.)

If you're craving carbs, your blood sugar may be low.

If you're craving chocolate, you may be depressed. It has serotonin & dopamine effects. (So do other things, but chocolate's the one you're likely to have direct experience with outside of other contexts, so your body remembers it as the feel-good candy.)

If you're craving fats, you may be short on vitamins - a lot of them are fat-soluble and present in fatty foods. And your body doesn't really have a way to tell you "I need vitamin E," so it falls back on "plz gimme sunflower seeds."

If you're craving a food that fits in more than one category, you'll have to figure out which one is relevant this time.

Some beautiful vintage pictures of anti-aircraft gunners in WW2 at the above link. Perhaps relevant to some of your interests.

Thus Perish the Memory of Our Love, 1865 by John George Brown (English-born American, 1831–1913)

Giannino Marchig (Italian, 1897-1983)

La gonna gialla

"the hell's a Sophie?"

"-UNSEX ME 🙅🏻‍♀️ and FILL ME 💃🏻 from the crown 👑 To the tOE 👸🏻 make thick my BLOOD🩸-"

👁️👁️ 👁️👁️ 😃 👁️👁️

quark learns about early 21st century mobile games and starts adding pop up ads and micro transactions to the holosuite programs to maximize profits but since hes one of the only capitalist establishments on the station all the ads are just come to quarks quarks is fun come to quarks dont walk run but theyre already at quarks

Turn signals

While I appreciate artists who are diligent about tagging their work for every random kink or fetish it might appeal to, I can't help but feel that sticking the "#small penis" tag on a character with a seven-inch dick is making some very specific assumptions about one's target audience.

You may be right but it's worth saying that there are a huge number of people who legitimately believe that the average human penis length is eight or nine inches. Many of them cannot be convinced otherwise.

For the record, the values change a little bit depending on the study but the average human adult male erect penis is around five and a half inches long, with a standard deviation of around 0.7 inches.

And according to multiple studies I've seen, race has little effect on these numbers.

A similar principle to seeing a bunch of folks banging on about how some celebrity or influencer or whatever is a "short king", and then you look them up and it turns out they're five foot eleven, I suppose.