sooo remember the Gerald White post? yeah i wrote a CRACKFIC

@mochami-mochi @cressthebest @accio-sriracha @whydousernamesevenexist

guess what i wrote

Felix Felicis (207 words)

prompt from @marylilymicrofic

"Are you sure this will work?" Mary asked skeptically, eyeing the bottle with the swirly liquid in her hand.

"Of course it will! Don't you trust me?" Marlene replied, batting her eyes. She was met with silence.

"You wound me, Mary dear," Marlene replied overdramatically, hand over her heart.

"Just do it already!" Sirius urged. Mary took a deep breath and swallowed the entire contents of the bottle. She immediately felt warm, paired with a surge of boldness. She nodded, deciding she was ready.

"Heyyy Lily," she called. The other witch looked up from the book she was reading and smiled.

"I fancy you," Mary said with amazing ease, "Will you go to Hogsmeade with me?"

"Oh," Lily said, face flushed almost as red as her hair, "Y-yes, I will."

"Its a date!" Mary said, winking. Sirius and Marlene high-fived from where they were spying on the two witches.

"Where'd you get the felix felicis by the way?" he whispered to her. The blond laughed.

"It's just butterbeer actually. You know I'm shit at potions."

"What?! You mean-"

"Yeah, because I knew I was right about them. Mary didn't need any luck." Marlene grinned, glad her two best friends would finally stop fucking dancing around each other.

Green

/prompt from @marylilymicrofic / 262 words/

Lily Evans had the prettiest green eyes.

Here they were, late to their friends' dinner party and Mary could not hurry up with doing her girlfriend's makeup because all her mind could do was fixate on one and only one fact. Lily Evans had the prettiest green eyes.

Surrounding her pupil, they were like a lush forest, verdant and gorgeous. Looking into them was like flying over hills ornate with evergreen trees. Mary could stare into them forever, lost in their light, their perfect doe shape, their overall loveliness. They looked like art. Well Lily, looked like art personified. Her cheeks dusted with faint pink blush, red lips Mary knew for a fact were oh so soft, her cute button nose and chubby cheeks. She had on an emerald green short cocktail dress that hugged her thighs so nicely that it made Mary practically drool.

But her eyes. Those eyes Mary had not been able to stop gazing into for Merlin knows how long.

"Mary, dear?" the red haired witch asked, a hint of confusion in her voice.

"Yeah?" the brunette replied, dazed.

"We're late already! Hurry up with my eyeliner, please."

"You're eyes are so beautiful." was what Mary's brain supplied her with in reply. Lily rolled her eyes, although she couldn't keep a delighted grin from covering her face. Mary wanted to kiss it away. Then realizing there was no one to stop her, she leaned forward and did just that, rewarded with a pleased hum from the other witch.

They did not, in fact, ever reach the dinner party.

"im not a real artist anyway-" what even is a real artist? someone who's good at making art? someone who turns it into their profession? i think anyone who makes art is an artist.

why does no one talk about how little you get to see e/o in forbidden relationships. like you go all "oh *dramatic pose* our love is forbiddened" and then proceed to meet like. everyday. you're not getting the point.

dialogue more like die-logue cuz this is killing me

Reading your own angst and you're like 😭😭no 😭 author why

writers: let unfathomable, endless and unbearable pain come unto my blorbo

also writers: I love him l swear