Professor of herbology has something to say. Mandrake potion a day helps to keep the TERFs away 🏳️⚧️
🏋️♂️💪 Meet Modern Zeus: The Ultimate Gymbro! 💪🏋️♂️
In the world of Greek gods gone modern, Zeus has transformed into the ultimate fitness fanatic! 💥 He's traded in his thunderbolts for dumbbells, and his godly robe for a tank top that screams "Gains!" 🌩️💪
But here's the twist - Zeus is on a mission to be the manliest of them all, and he's taking things a tad too seriously. Say goodbye to his inner twink; he's left that behind in the clouds ☁️ and is now all about that #alphalifestyle . 🙅♂️💁♂️
With his chiseled abs and sculpted biceps, Zeus struts around Olympus like he owns the place. He's got a protein shake in one hand and a judging look in the other, because let's be real, he's not afraid to be a bit of an asshole to keep that feeling of control. 😏⚡️
But hey, we can't help but admire his dedication to the grind and his commitment to becoming the king of the Olympus Gym. 🏛️💪 Just remember, even the mighty Zeus has his flaws, and sometimes a little humility goes a long way! 😉🙌 Especialy while on the hunt for some extra-merrital Fun with some girls (or young boys, Zeus is not picky).
