It’s The Great Old Ones, Doctor Bashir

a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.

Life is for living. and baby, i live for the bit.

is incredible.

@theshitpostcalligrapher ?

yea

little pig made of glass and his brother, little pig made of glass made of paint

Michael A Davenport, 3,090 Degrees Fahrenheit (Oil on canvas, 2025)

30in x 48in

From the artist’s Inprnt:

“3,090 degrees Fahrenheit is the temperature at which sand becomes glass, in a process known as the Pilkington Process. This is not the temperature of burning; this is the temperature of becoming something.”

The what process

LEONARD NIMOY as Dr. Barry Mayfield in COLUMBO (1971–1978) | 2.06 "A Stitch in Crime"

Julian Bashir makes himself less scary because if we're being honest Julian Bashir is kind of terrifying. He's stronger, faster, has better reflexes, thinks and processes at incredible speeds, he is also a medical professional who knows what will or won't kill you. Julian absolutely hates the idea of someone fearing him.

I go to a hotel in california and i get a room with a king size bed and i am excited to sleep in the famed "california king" but when i arrive i find that it is suspiciously not as large as it should be. So i call the concierge and ask whats going on, and im told that hotels dont have california king size beds, just normal king sized beds, despite being in california. I am outraged at the discrepancy and immediately tell the concierge that i cannot stay at such a misleading establishment only to be informed that, while anyone can come to this hotel, i can, in fact, NEVER leave-

Never stop hating

she needs her strawberry vape and a coke zero. i didn’t say her name but she popped into your head didn’t she?

Chainmail is a kind of fishnets

Compared to mcr twitter and mcr tik tok, mcr tumblr is so chill

I like to imagine we are all in a straw hut gathered around a fire, sharing pictures of gerard, mikey, ray and frank as we all respond "wife" - or something of the sort...

rat king

“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.

Sketch of Pete burns cause I’m going insane

Lord Corvus

-Parliament of Rooks-