i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it
one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard
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i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it
one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard
why he ate that
Brazil just banned Twitter wdym 😭😭😭
Brazilian here! Brazil didn't Ban twitter. Here's what happened:
Brazilian justice subpoena'd Twitter as a company for the information of 7 accounts of people who are under investigation for being involved with the unconstitutional riot of January 7, 2022, led by far right figures who refused to accept the election results after known military criminal Jair Bolsonaro was not reelected. Rather than comply, Elon decided to close Twitter offices in Brazil, as he believes the due process is an infrigement on freedom of speech, for some reason. Because it is illegal under Brazilian law for any business to operate in Brazil without a local legal representative, the Supreme Court demanded the company appoint one in order to continue operating in Brazilian territory. Elon refused. Therefore, as per Brazilian Law, Twitter is no longer permitted to operate in national territory. This can be reversed once Twitter appoints a legal representative of Twitter in Brazil.
This is not a political act of censorship onto Brazilian people. It is a consequence of Elon Musk's failure to comply with Brazilian Law. In short: Brazil didn't ban Twitter, Twitter left Brazil.
holy shit its so much worse. i thought it was a content moderation issue. like “hey you have nazis on you site that not allowed here” and musk said piss off. i didnt know there were specific people actually under investigation for crime.
And then we discovered boys…
Yk if u r bored for the day or something it can never hurt to feed your followers some butchercup..💚💕
-UR ABSOLUTELY DUPER FAN FOR BUTCHERUO DTOEYS
Here’s a little something something. I wrote this while talking to a friend on insta about married greens. I hope you enjoy!!!
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Did it matter at the end of the day? She didn’t think it did. Commitment came in different forms. She had four kids and years of love and sacrifice behind them. What more could she want? What more could she ask for.
They were never conventual people. Always beating to their own drum. She never thought that she would have kids and he certainly didn’t either.
The tabloids weren’t any of her concern. It was one of the reasons they lived life so comfortably, they ignored it all these years. She spent her younger years building up the thick skin to never be wavered by it. They could write anything about her but she knew what was true and held onto that.
But it didn’t come from the tabloids. It came from a friend. Not a close one of course but for some reason it bugged her.
“But you’re not officially married.” She had said.
Buttercup didn’t even bat an eye. She didn’t need a ring to know that Butch was her soulmate. She had stretch marks and four kids to prove her dedication and love.
She already call him her husband, what good would a ring do? But it ate at her. Slowly that idea became like an infection spreading around her.
She never craved a fancy wedding and the stress. She didn’t want a big dress and hours of people staring at her. However, the thought of looking at her hand and seeing a gold band made her heart flutter.
She walked into the door that night and saw Butch holding their youngest daughter in his arms. She was two and sitting on his arm while he made her a warm bottle before bed. She was sure the twins were already asleep and her oldest daughter tended to fall asleep in their bed before forcing her dad to tucked her into her own.
She had seen the routine many times but right now, something shifted. The warm light of their kitchen was on him, illuminating him in such a light that soften his features. She knew she loved him.
But seeing him so soft, made her fall back in love with him every day.
The giddiness of their first kiss and excitement of their first confession replayed when he met her eyes and used his daughters hand to wave at her.
“Look who’s here stinkbug.” He said with the nickname that their daughter rightfully earned.
“Hi.” She whispered and kissed his jaw feeling that slight stubble peak through.
“Let me go put her down.” He said and left the room.
A glass of hot tea was waiting for her. How could a boy created from evil treat her so kindly? Tears rimmed her eyes as her finger traced the rim of the glass. How lucky could she be?
“Babe?” His voice came behind her. Concern filled his head as he wiped the tear down her cheek.
She looked up at him. Those dark green eyes captured her heart effortlessly. She had fought monsters, battled demons but she could never resist his eye. She was thankful that all of her children got his eyes because a piece of him was always there.
He wrapped an arm around her and her head went into his chest, absorbing the smell of his body wash. He was warm. He was soft. He was home.
“Is everything okay?” He asked her.
She nodded into his chest and took a breath. She looked up again at him with a smile. A smile that took his breath away even after all these years.
“Marry me?” She asked.
Oh and how his smile grew. He took her in his arms, spinning her up into the air. Good thing for vaulted ceilings. His lips pressed all over her face hundreds of times as if he won the lottery.
“When? Tomorrow? Tuesday? I’m sure we could get in tonight if-“ silenced by her lips just so that the kids wouldn’t come running.
She pulled away. “Anytime, just make me your wife.”
“Anything for you.” He smiled and kissed her again.
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Short and sweet, let me know what you thought :)
Thank you for reading <3
I come out of my cave again to publish this short "animation". I hope you like it haha.
Poor Boomer, his brothers are not affectionate at all.
Deployment
Soap put this up with a photo of him and Ghost. No solo or split missions. Ask Price or Gaz what happens if you try.
3500 years ago a bunch of people decided to build a tower to the sky and now I have to worry about keeping up my Duolingo streak
why would you blame the people reaching for heaven instead of the god who cursed them
add that one to the list, boys
You're right and you should say it
the eepiest of soldiers
i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion
this is the most unhelpful post ever
do i look like a fucking faq to you
Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me
My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them
first time
Sexual themes
pick one you bald genderless idiot
Gaz, sitting on a stack of ten chairs behind them during the briefing, sick of these two dancing around each other
Picture without the text below 👇
Unmasked & unguarded
I just saw someone say AO3 is “gay teens writing gay shit” and I have no idea how to tell you that most of the writers you love so much are adults.
frrrr i look at the notes and the author is always like "sorry for the late upload!!! it's my 10th anniversary and my husband took me skydiving 🥳🥳 plus i've just finished my third phD!! anyways here's 30k"
Yeah…I’m not a teen lol
"Why is your fic so good"
I have a bachelor's in creative writing, a mortgage, and a working knowledge of which cleaners you use to lift grease stains. I am unstoppable.