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When Saiki tells Teruhashi about his powers.

Teruhashi: That doesn't change a thing about our friendship. I think the same about you as I did before you told me.
Teruhashi (internally): I *KNEW* IT! There was no way that I'd fall in love with someone who is the definition of average! Deep inside, I somehow knew he was just as amazing as I was and that's why I fell in love with him.
Saiki: You realize I can hear your thoughts, don't you?
Teruhashi: ...
Teruhashi: I'll be leaving school and moving to Paraguay now.
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Saiki gets another useless power:

The power to be unable to lie.

Kurumi: Have a good day at school, Ku-chan.
Saiki: Thanks. I love you.
(Saiki and Kurumi freeze)
Kurumi: Did you just say...
Saiki: I said I love you.
Kurumi: (tearing up) Oh, Ku-chan!
Saiki: Oh god. I can't control what I'm saying. If this keeps happening, I'd better stay home from school.
Kurumi: Oh, honey, guess what Ku-chan said to me? Ku-chan, why don't you tell your father...
Saiki: Got to go! (Teleports away)
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Yumehara: (is treated as a joke by the manga and anime)
Yumehara: (the only guys she attracts are losers)
Yumehara: (all her overtures to the guy she likes are misunderstood)
Yumehara: (when she finally confesses in a way that cannot be misconstrued, time is rewound so it never happens)
Yumehara: I am the unluckiest girl alive.
Suzumiya Hii: Sorry, I think you'll find that's me.
Yumehara: ...
Yumehara: I can't have *anything*, can I?
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Unknowingly touch-starved Saiki who realizes that being touched feels kinda nice isn't completely terrible.

So he "subtly" seeks out human contact.

Kuboyasu: Why is Saiki holding your hand?
Kaidou: I don't know.
Kuboyasu: Why are you holding Kaidou's hand?
Saiki: To keep him from getting lost.
Kaidou: But we're inside our classroom.
Saiki: And you're not lost. The system works.
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Kaidou: Hey Aren, is it true that you're gay?
Kuboyasu: Yeah.
Kaidou: If it's not too personal, how did you know you were gay?
Kuboyasu: I guess it's just as simple as: growing up, I always wanted to kiss boys.
Kaidou: Yeah, but how did that help you know you were gay?
Kuboyasu: I don't understand.
Kaidou: I mean, all boys want to kiss other boys, right? Isn't that a universal experience?
Kuboyasu: Oh wow.
Kaidou: I mean, uh, there's a boy in my class who I would like to kiss, but I can't because I'm not gay.
Kuboyasu: Shun, I have the best news for you...
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lazyleafeon

[image description: a ten page comic starring saiki kusuo from the disastrous life of saiki k and anya forger from spy x family.

1: a shot of the both of them walking. They are talking with telepathy.

2: anya, telepathically: do all telepaths have pink hair?

saiki, telepathically: no

anya: oh… are you a spy?! (Next to this thought is a drawing of loid forger)

saiki: no.

anya: an assassin?! (next to this thought is a drawing of yor forger)

saiki: hey, aren’t these your parents?

anya hesitates to answer.

3: saiki: I… am a normal high school student.

anya: what?! how?! You have telepathy! your life has to be exciting!

saiki: I prefer when it’s not. I don’t like telling people that I’m an esper.

4: anya think about this for a moment, before going wide eyed.

anya: does that mean you have to kill me?!

saiki: what? no?

5: saiki: why would I have to kill you.

anya: because i know about your telepathy?

saiki: watch other cartoons

anya, looking shocked: How- it’s not from a cartoon. (She is thinking of a cartoon, where someone says “you found out my secret! Die!”)

saiki: you’re replaying the episode in your head right now.

6: saiki: it seems like a better show than cyborg ciderman no. 2 at least.

anya: cyborg ciderman?

saiki: don’t watch that either.

anya: if you don’t like telling people about it (his telepathy)… do some people already know?

7: saiki thinks of his mom, aiura, toritsuka, and akechi.

saiki: a couple classmates, my family. some found out on their own.

Anya: how did it go?

8: saiki: maybe a little too well. they never stop bugging me now.

anya: really?

saiki: really.

anya looks shocked, then says: I haven’t told anyone.

saiki: you don’t have to

anya: i know, but…

9: a shot of both of them walking, this time in silence.

10: saiki: hey, if you haven’t told anyone, did you make your psychic limiters yourself?

anya: what are psychic limiters?

saiki: the cones one your head?

anya: heh. ive fooled you. These are just hair pins!

saiki: why do they look like that.

anya: I don’t know

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psiprise encounter

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drgeoduck

When the teacher arrived, many of my now-classmates were dismayed by his slovenly appearance, lying on the floor in a sleeping bag. For my part, my only thought was how great it was to see someone living the dream. I would love to be able to have a job where I can openly lie around and not be fired for it. At least that was my original impression…

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