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When Saiki tells Teruhashi about his powers.

Teruhashi: That doesn't change a thing about our friendship. I think the same about you as I did before you told me.
Teruhashi (internally): I *KNEW* IT! There was no way that I'd fall in love with someone who is the definition of average! Deep inside, I somehow knew he was just as amazing as I was and that's why I fell in love with him.
Saiki: You realize I can hear your thoughts, don't you?
Teruhashi: ...
Teruhashi: I'll be leaving school and moving to Paraguay now.
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Yumehara: (is treated as a joke by the manga and anime)
Yumehara: (the only guys she attracts are losers)
Yumehara: (all her overtures to the guy she likes are misunderstood)
Yumehara: (when she finally confesses in a way that cannot be misconstrued, time is rewound so it never happens)
Yumehara: I am the unluckiest girl alive.
Suzumiya Hii: Sorry, I think you'll find that's me.
Yumehara: ...
Yumehara: I can't have *anything*, can I?
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Kaidou: Hey Aren, is it true that you're gay?
Kuboyasu: Yeah.
Kaidou: If it's not too personal, how did you know you were gay?
Kuboyasu: I guess it's just as simple as: growing up, I always wanted to kiss boys.
Kaidou: Yeah, but how did that help you know you were gay?
Kuboyasu: I don't understand.
Kaidou: I mean, all boys want to kiss other boys, right? Isn't that a universal experience?
Kuboyasu: Oh wow.
Kaidou: I mean, uh, there's a boy in my class who I would like to kiss, but I can't because I'm not gay.
Kuboyasu: Shun, I have the best news for you...
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Saiki: People sometimes ask me which of the PK Psychikers is my favorite.
Saiki: But that's like asking a parent who their favorite child is. You don't have a favorite. But you secretly *do* have a least favorite.
Saiki: Akechi and Aiura are not my least favorite.
Saiki: But I digress.
Saiki: Reita, you're a good friend except for the "good" part and the "friend" part. And to the bride, I know many places to hide a body where it will never be found. Call me if you need help.
Saiki: So, a toast to the happy couple.
Saiki: Reita, stop banging your head on the table and drink your champagne.
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Hairo: The gym where the graduating class from 10 years ago is meeting lost power and now the lights are off and nobody can see anything!
Kuboyasu: I guess that makes it a...
Saiki: Don't you dare finish that sentence.
Kuboyasu: ...dark reunion?
BGM: ("Judgement Knights of Thunder" plays)
Kaido: This is what the Jet-Black Wings was born for!
Saiki: Why do I still go to school here.
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