Anakin: I can’t tell Obi-Wan about our baby(ies), Padme! He’d obviously reject them and us!
Obi-Wan: [continuing to buy shit for Anakin’s kids even when his entire life has fallen apart and he no longer showers or sleeps in an actual bed]
Rick and Evelyn O’Connell should just have a pet cat that they bring everywhere.
just reblog this and make it go around, so that we can follow each other!
Anakin: Hey Obi-Wan do you know the story about this Sith named Darth Plagueis?
Obi-Wan: /squints/ Who?
Anakin: You know, that Sith that unlocked the secret to eternal life before his apprentice killed him?
Obi-Wan: Anakin, I have literally no idea who that is.
Anakin: I was told the Jedi wouldn’t tell me the story but I thought they might tell you.
Obi-Wan: Anakin you took all of the padawan history classes that I did, even if they weren’t the exact same teachers. I’m telling you, I have never heard of a Sith named that. Besides, eternal life? Really? Who told you such a ridiculous notion?
Anakin:…
Obi-Wan: Anakin….
Anakin: What are the chances that Chancellor Palpatine knows about a Sith Lord we don’t?
The more I remember about Anakin, the more I believe the Council and others had so much patience with him. I’m pretty sure I woulda smacked him right in the face an hour after spending any time around him. Could he ever so easily kill me? Obviously, but I am not afraid of death and although my patience is quite lengthy, he drives me up the wall as a fictional character. I can’t even imagine how it would be if he was a real person.
I think my family is getting the picture how much I love the Jedi based on some of the gifts I got this year.
One day I’m gonna write a fic where Anakin doesn’t reunite with Padme in AotC so I don’t have to try and write their… romance.
I’m really glad that as a Obi-Wan Kenobi fan, I don’t have to worry or be completely wrecked by his death cause like. It already happened. We know and it was one of the first things to happen in Star Wars. People are gonna be so sad when Ahsoka dies or some other character who isn’t dead yet and their stories continued.
But like, Obi-Wans death is just a thing we know and like. It’s okay. He’s okay. Obi-Wan was just kind of like nope and disappears. And I think that’s alright.
i always feel like if obi wan had become a rebel instead of going to sand hell he probably would’ve shaved off his beard to look different to when he was General Kenobi and i had no idea who to go to with this knowledge
he!! would!!!
also, are we ready to talk about Rebel!Obi-Wan shaving off his beard AND letting his hair grow out again to be unrecognisable? Because I don't know if I'm strong enough to think about Obi-Wan showing up in civilian clothes with Luke in his arms, no beard and aotc!hair.
Bail would be like "I thought the clean shave would make you look younger, but... you do look like your age" and Obi-Wan, who hasn't slept in 3 months, still isn't sure how to take care of a baby, hasn't had time to really meditate and get used to the idea of being one of the last Jedi in the galaxy, is like "thanks! it's the depression"
