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Types of strangers I'm most likely to fall in love with/become wildly attracted to in public:

  • Older women who call you "darling" or "lovely" or similar
  • Fat old men
  • Women over the age of 50 with unnaturally coloured hair
  • Drunk women in bathrooms
  • Old men who call you "love" or "mate" or "darlin'"
  • Indian aunties in the market
  • Swaggy androgynous people smoking outside pubs
  • Women who effortlessly lift my suitcase for me at train stations when I'm struggling
  • Alt girls who work in greasy spoons and chippies
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