#father brown#fatherbrownfeb#bbc father brown#lady felicia montague#mrs mccarthy#hercule flambeau#sid carter#bunty windermere#im SO SORRY FOR THIS#these are from a daytime tv show on the bbc aimed at literal pensioners so im assuming they cant be too bad#someone remind me to boost this later as i feel it may get hidden#this is based on a comment on partywithponies' hozier fic thing that made me laugh#so have this hot mess#i could have gone on with these honestly#if anyone would like to expand then please do#i couldve made this the entire s*x hotel ep but i tried to be varied#AND I DID NOT STRUGGLE#everyone in father brown getting it on