Read the full fic 💛here💙.
Hey. Hey, psst...
You like the Premise? You know, the ol' Kiwi and Spork? You know what I'm talkin' bout. Now...I betcha you wanna read somethin'. Somethin' you wouldn't want yer mama to see you reading. Somethin' so nasty it'll leave ya scrubbin' yer hands with gall soap...
Here, I got some. Click here ↓ to open my trenchcoat.
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fic (it's really good actually)
Okay, lemme be a little narcissist for a second here - you guys are sleeping on my spirk fic. this one. hear me out: the classic “oh no spock has to rescue his captain from evil aliens” BUt...he needs to kiss him to do it (you know when in the Matrix Trinity kisses Neo to bring him back to life? Those vibes) It's 3.6k. there's slime. Bones brings a knife
READ THE LOTUS EATERS BY ALDORA89
It's far from a cuddly wuddly fic, it's dark and gross and anxiety-inducing, but so well-written and clever. Plotty with a focus on Spirk.
Some hilarious out-of-context Spock quotes:
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And yet, backing out of the dare would, according to human tradition, render him [Spock] the symbolic equivalent of a domesticated Terran avian.
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“Captain.” Spock moved to greet him. “You’re awake.”
“By mollusk standards, maybe.”
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[Drunk]: Otherwise hypo… hypo… cold could result.
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“Hansel and Gretel? No?” Spock shook his head. “You’re missing out.”
“On what, precisely?”
“Gluttony. Child abuse. Cannibalism.” Jim shrugged. “You know, a children’s story.”
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It's huge but you won't notice yourself swallowing it in one go. It's like a blockbuster but in Spirk form.
Read it, download it, print it, pass it on to your children (only when they're 18 though).
Triggers for those who need it (mild spoilers):
- mind control
- various injuries, gore
- bio-horror
- stress-related weight loss