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Shut up, Danny-kun!!

@shut-up-danny-kun / shut-up-danny-kun.tumblr.com

he fills his ears with voices not to drown out what is real, but to kill the silence. (older than 18, younger than 25. he/him, queer, nerdy, incurable clown syndrome. ok that's it go read my posts)
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“There is a very simple way to make me “happy”. Free my crew, and allow us to beam back aboard the Enterprise.”
The sorceress sighed and rubbed her temples.
“You are so stubborn. Fine, how about this - I will show you what I can do. You must watch, just watch, and I will ask no more of you.”
Spock stood up. He was getting rather tired of these games. Why must powerful beings be so full of themselves? Did she not know that any scenario she might create for Spock would feel fake - because Spock hadn't earned it, hadn't worked towards it? Fine, he could watch and get it over with.
“Accepted. Let's begin immediately.”

Read the full fic 💛here💙.

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Okay, lemme be a little narcissist for a second here - you guys are sleeping on my spirk fic. this one. hear me out: the classic “oh no spock has to rescue his captain from evil aliens” BUt...he needs to kiss him to do it (you know when in the Matrix Trinity kisses Neo to bring him back to life? Those vibes) It's 3.6k. there's slime. Bones brings a knife

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Bones: results are in! Looks like you have a minor STD - nothing some modified antibodies can't fix. We'll have you good as new in a couple days.
Kirk: thank you, Bones. And I'm sorry to make you waste your time on me. I should be more careful.
Bones: mhm-mhm. It's a very common pathogen.
Kirk: oh?
Bones: yes. Doctor M'Benga tells me 42.36% of Vulcans have it. It lays dormant on their skin and is harmless to them, but causes disease when coming in contact with a human.
Kirk: ...
Bones: do you have something to tell me, Jim?
Kirk: ...
Bones: Jim?
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READ THE LOTUS EATERS BY ALDORA89

It's far from a cuddly wuddly fic, it's dark and gross and anxiety-inducing, but so well-written and clever. Plotty with a focus on Spirk.

Some hilarious out-of-context Spock quotes:

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And yet, backing out of the dare would, according to human tradition, render him [Spock] the symbolic equivalent of a domesticated Terran avian.

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“Captain.” Spock moved to greet him. “You’re awake.”

“By mollusk standards, maybe.”

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[Drunk]: Otherwise hypo… hypo… cold could result.

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“Hansel and Gretel? No?” Spock shook his head. “You’re missing out.”

“On what, precisely?”

“Gluttony. Child abuse. Cannibalism.” Jim shrugged. “You know, a children’s story.”

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It's huge but you won't notice yourself swallowing it in one go. It's like a blockbuster but in Spirk form.

Read it, download it, print it, pass it on to your children (only when they're 18 though).

Triggers for those who need it (mild spoilers):

- mind control

- various injuries, gore

- bio-horror

- stress-related weight loss

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