Horse figure of the day: Stig Lindberg Horse

choked on my own spit reading this banter

babygirl

Ok, discovered more Emmrich lore via some banter with Neve.

After discussing Tevinter vs. Nevarran mage/nobility politicking, she comments how it must be even more intimidating if one were from poorer means and fondly says:

'but at least you did alright for yourself...' :)

and realizing her implication, he goes 'how did you-?' :0

Follow-up banter he's like 'so how did you deduce I came from poorer means?' and she basically lists the following observations about him:

Emmrich adds that yes, while he hasn't been poor in a while, she's correct, he was.

(sorry for the paraphrasing, I keep forgetting to record these things)

i am very good at wildlife photography

This creature is a THANG

when you make enemies with one of the two unofficially assigned chefs in the groups

Yeah that tracks

Cerberus...?

"cis men dni" are you ready to come out of your "no boys allowed" treehouse yet. its time for lunch.

"trans man are allowed in the "no boys" treehouse! OwO"

Me: yeah I'm sure I will feel really safe and totally not misgendered up there (sarcasm)

Zevran please

to those with enlightened minds, comedy, horror, and erotica are synonymous

All of my Dragon Age Origins companion portraits! I've taken some liberties here and there, but I tried to keep the essence of the characters ❤️

Tumbleweed needs everyone to know that I am his most cruel and heartless mother for decreasing the amount of food he gets due to him gaining a third again his body weight over the last year no that is not all fur Tumbleweed you are shaped like a pregnant sheep!

He has spent much of the day stomping from room to room while yelling his immense displeasure.

Yelling

Begging

black with low white spotting

My friend Lucanis is the funniest person I know.