“Are ya not gonna listen to me at all cause I got m’ panties in a bunch? Look, whatever, I know ya hate me bein’ mad, but maybe ya should actually listen when ’m talkin’ instead of sayin’ I got a long way to go to convince you,”

“Apparently, Tsutomu got him drunk a while back, an’ I can’t remember their exact wordin’, but they said that he wanted people to see reality as it was, ‘r somethin’. Really? Of all the words, he used reality, the name of our mastermind, an’ ya think it’s a coincidence.”

“Or how about th’ fact that th’ mastermind said for the old lady to treat Saki-chan like a princess. Saki-chan is a wonderful person an’ everyone should love her, but there’s a difference between keepin’ an eye on her an’ treatin’ her like a princess.”

“Or, I know, how about th’ fact that the blond dead guy slept with the old lady to make our mastermind mad, and right at the drop of a hat, Shinpissu gets mad,”

  “Um, hello? Hey, listen!” she imitated a certain annoying fairy. “Does the alternate personality sound familiar? Or maybe the fake personality? Yeah, it should. Remember the first trial, Shin-kissu-my-a** berated th’ kid with green hair for killing the girl with black hair. He went out of his ever-mother-f***in’ way to make them feel like s*** and iced the doodoo cake by saying that he was going to tell their sisters. Who does that but someone with serious issues? It took me–”

“I mean, it took Minerva yellin’ at him to get him to even say sorry,”

“Saki-chan, I consider ya a good friend an’ I really owe ya my life for keepin’ me goin’ while I was sick, but ya got no right to try ‘n calm me down. Considerin’ how calm ’ve been through this entire s*** f***, I kinda got a right t’ be mad at th’ guy who was indirectly responsible for killin’ two of m’ friends, ruinin’ all our lives, puttin’ my friend through a mental breakdown, an’ torturin’ all of our families, cause I know I ain’t th’ only one who got one of those tapes. S’ yeah, maybe you should back off,”

“I don’t have much, but I do know bits of what Tsutomu told me. I know that Shitjitsu got tipsy one night an’ told Tsutomu how they wanted other people to see th’ Reality o’ life or whatever. I also know that the entire point of Takumi sexin’ up that old lady was to make the mastermind mad, and lo’ and behold he was th’ only one who got hot and bothered by that. That’s jus’ from what I remember, but pretty much everythin’ I heard pointed toward Shinjizzu,”

“So yeah Akira-chan, do me a favor and hit my vote for I-hate-all-happiness-ju,”

“Look, I know this ain’t gon’ sit well, but we gotta talk ‘bout th’ mastermind. Don’t ya dare think fer a sec’ this is outta disrespect for th’ dead, ’d never do that to Tsutomu. But I believe they’d want us to get outta here by now, an’ they left us wit’ more than enough to expose the mastermind.”

“S’ let’s meet the douche shall we? Ladies 'n gentlemen th’ human manifestation of all feces, RYOU SHINJITSU!”

“And what d’ ya do with garbage besides burnin’ it? Anyone got a match? I’ll get us started!”