it would've been cooler if those animals they sent into space came back with superpowers

we just keep naming bugs like this

Gotta share one of my favourite UK beetles:

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

is anyone gonna kill my freak

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.

if you dont have a fursona at this point youre just being unprofessional

zoologically accurate pet play

narrated by David Attenborough

To The Person Who Was Sitting Near Me On The Train - Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is out Nov 7th and is available to pre-order here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

sorry i was passionate & intense & insane. it will happen again

NEVER LET YOURSELF BE STOPPED BY WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE IF YOU STARTED EARLIER!!!!! THE ONLY TIME WE HAVE IS NOW

condescending online man day

i almost forgot, happy condescending online man day everyone

and so we celebrate another condescending online man day

Hue 5

This one is for the lovely Claire! Thank you so much again <3 I can't say enough how much I appreciate how pet portraits have become a regular thing here, they make me so happy <3 there will be more during this Huevember!

Omg, best kind of response <3 thank you again!

how it feels to listen to an album in order

^ me & the artist sharing their beautiful vision for a cohesive work of art

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

Did you know

If you perform action Harmlessly Bother Cat you can receive Sounds

If you perform action Ignore Cat you can also receive Sounds, with a percentage chance that they will be Noises instead