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as a lesbian my shameful crush is tom cruise. i think it's mostly a competency thing tbh. and i think he'd be a calming presence during a crisis

Tom Cruise? Calming? You think Tom Cruise would be calming? A calming presence? Tom Cruise? Competency? You think Tom Cruise is competent? Tom? Tom Cruise? Calming? During a crisis? Calming? Tom Cruise? A calming? Presence? Tom Cruise? You think during a crisis Tom Cruise would calm you down? Tom? Tom Cruise?

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averagefairy

I think it’s so funny how we have to speak to men like preschoolers when it comes to having empathy for women. like hey buddy… I know you think girls are icky :( but remember your mommy? your mommy is a girl! and then they’re like ohhhh… mommy IS a girl.. and I do like mommy… this is starting to come together

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departo

people are wrong about chosen family. chosen family can become just as involuntary and inescapable as regular family if you use your fucking imagination

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oflights

the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november

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tsunflowers

when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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“I’m killing Lestat but won’t burn him. Penny candy is not the answer." INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.08 | "And that's the end of it. There's nothing else"
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roycohn

i think women need to get tougher about calling out the coquette bullshit as the weird fucking fetish it is. stop acting like a dumb bitch because it makes your pussy wet. keep your kink out of the public sphere. idc if you think it makes you more attractive to men. you are not a bunny wearing a bow you are a adult woman with a pastel bimbofication fetish. KEEP. YOUR. KINK. AT. HOME.

just cannot for the life of me understand why any woman would want to purposely surrender her intellect, assertiveness, leadership abilities, and backbone for literally any reason. these are things people spend years going through the crucibles of life to learn and acquire and y'all are just such fucking pornbrained deadbeat losers that you think being pretty and skinny and stupid and submissive is enough to get you by. the reality is that you look aesthetically ugly and dated and no one will ever take you seriously, especially the men you think you're actually capable of manipulating. someone wanting to fuck you does not give you power. if power is conditional on your willingness to be emotionally, sexually, and spiritually degraded, that power was never yours to begin with and it never will be. these men will discard you the moment you lose your novelty and you will have nothing but ten pairs of ballet flats, a fucked-up metabolism, and the dawning comprehension that you voluntarily threw away the best and most promising parts of yourself for a tiktok aesthetic.

just feeling like depending on the kindness of men is a stupid and naive thing to do. the types of men you're trying to attract will not be kind to anything they cannot possess and destroy.

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