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Shower Thoughts, Last Responder

@shower-thoughts-last-responder

At the back if the line, last on the scene and moving very slowly. Don't correct my spelling, I'm sensitive. He/him, transman, queer af, 27 years of age, and my knees are hurting a lot sooner than I expected; exclusionists and terf's are not welcome here
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valtsv

showing my blood places it's never seen before!

1. the world outside my body

2. hhopital

3. The blood donor centre (I am fine)

4. The inside of someone else who gets to survive bc I took a half hour of so on my day off to save a life

You can sign up to NHS blood donation here and you too can show your blood the world

Other fun things to do! Show you bone marrow places it's never been!

1. Your local haematology centre

2. The inside of some else's bones so they can fight blood cancer!

Sign up to be added to the stem cell register here! You'll be asked to provide a dna sample (inner cheek swab) and will only be contacted if you match someone in need

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bace-jeleren

Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.

Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.

Girlies giggling and gasping because they said their 'hear me out' was Gill from Finding Nemo, like

I'm so sorry, babygirl, but that's a hot fish. I know you thought you were being so controversial, but that is one of the most fuckable cartoon fish in existence. This is weaksauce.

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shining-dawn

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Closest match: Biomphalaria glabrata genome assembly, chromosome: 11

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momo-de-avis

what the fuck is this monstrosity

Wh-

I started watching this and thought “this doesn’t look too bad, what’s everyone–what–wait–oh no–OH NOOOOOOO”

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were--ralph

we were fine until here i was like why are people mad about a sausage and egg burger thing

NO WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT GOT WORSE

So this would probably taste pretty good if done well but the way he cooks some of this stuff is kinda suspect. That’s not how you’re supposed to use jar lids to get round eggs. You’re supposed to use the jar lids that separate and only use the ring bit. It’s still best to cook the egg directly on the pan. And egg rings work better anyways if you can get them.

Also that way of cooking sausage patties is just odd. Why not just cook them fully the first time? If I made some version of this whatever it is I’d probably make individual serving sized ones. Making one that big makes me feel like it could be cold in the middle especially since it seemed like he was using cold mac and cheese and then froze it. This seems to mostly be for presentation and not made to make an actually good tasting deep fried treat. If you’re going from frozen you want something smaller than that.

This channel in general has a strange way of doing things. I’m not necessarily opposed to showing people how to make strange fatty food but the way they do it is strangely off-putting. Some of their ideas are good in theory but the way they put it into practice is odd.

Mac and cheese doesn’t inherently put me off of this recipe. It’s the execution that does it. The existence of deep fried Mac and cheese balls is already well established as a concept.

Does anyone know if deep frying something that big from frozen would explode like a turkey?

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momo-de-avis

what the fuck is this monstrosity

Wh-

I started watching this and thought “this doesn’t look too bad, what’s everyone–what–wait–oh no–OH NOOOOOOO”

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were--ralph

we were fine until here i was like why are people mad about a sausage and egg burger thing

NO WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT GOT WORSE

So this would probably taste pretty good if done well but the way he cooks some of this stuff is kinda suspect. That’s not how you’re supposed to use jar lids to get round eggs. You’re supposed to use the jar lids that separate and only use the ring bit. It’s still best to cook the egg directly on the pan. And egg rings work better anyways if you can get them.

Also that way of cooking sausage patties is just odd. Why not just cook them fully the first time? If I made some version of this whatever it is I’d probably make individual serving sized ones. Making one that big makes me feel like it could be cold in the middle especially since it seemed like he was using cold mac and cheese and then froze it. This seems to mostly be for presentation and not made to make an actually good tasting deep fried treat. If you’re going from frozen you want something smaller than that.

This channel in general has a strange way of doing things. I’m not necessarily opposed to showing people how to make strange fatty food but the way they do it is strangely off-putting. Some of their ideas are good in theory but the way they put it into practice is odd.

Mac and cheese doesn’t inherently put me off of this recipe. It’s the execution that does it. The existence of deep fried Mac and cheese balls is already well established as a concept.

Does anyone know if deep frying something that big from frozen would explode like a turkey?

The answer from the internet is a resounding maybe

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momo-de-avis

what the fuck is this monstrosity

Wh-

I started watching this and thought “this doesn’t look too bad, what’s everyone–what–wait–oh no–OH NOOOOOOO”

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were--ralph

we were fine until here i was like why are people mad about a sausage and egg burger thing

NO WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT GOT WORSE

So this would probably taste pretty good if done well but the way he cooks some of this stuff is kinda suspect. That’s not how you’re supposed to use jar lids to get round eggs. You’re supposed to use the jar lids that separate and only use the ring bit. It’s still best to cook the egg directly on the pan. And egg rings work better anyways if you can get them.

Also that way of cooking sausage patties is just odd. Why not just cook them fully the first time? If I made some version of this whatever it is I’d probably make individual serving sized ones. Making one that big makes me feel like it could be cold in the middle especially since it seemed like he was using cold mac and cheese and then froze it. This seems to mostly be for presentation and not made to make an actually good tasting deep fried treat. If you’re going from frozen you want something smaller than that.

This channel in general has a strange way of doing things. I’m not necessarily opposed to showing people how to make strange fatty food but the way they do it is strangely off-putting. Some of their ideas are good in theory but the way they put it into practice is odd.

Mac and cheese doesn’t inherently put me off of this recipe. It’s the execution that does it. The existence of deep fried Mac and cheese balls is already well established as a concept.

Does anyone know if deep frying something that big from frozen would explode like a turkey?

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UC or ER?

not even kidding, this is great.

I would add, falling from standing can be life-threatening if you land badly enough. Just bc it wasn't from a long way up doesn't mean the person hasn't sustained a brain injury. If they:

Became unconscious at any point (regardless of how briefly)

Seem confused

Can't remember events leading up to the accident

There's any clear fluid coming from their ears or nose

Their pupils are different sizes

Their one or both pupils don't react to light or react diffraction

Then you need emergency care and if you're not certain and can't get any advice/support from a medical professional, err on the side of caution and go to emergency care.

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bethfuller

does anyone have that unsettling oil painting of a dark window with a sheet leading out into the darkness? it did the rounds on tumblr a while ago and i need itttt

YES THANK YOU

Dragan Bibin, Dead of Night

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1989nihil

i don’t… see a dog???  👀

Litmus test for “is the brightness on your phone too low for art appreciation”

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curioscurio

Added an edited version where the dog is easier to see for people who couldn’t see it before! Keep spreading the original, tho!

Well apparently, my brightness is much too low for art

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Teeth weak as fuck why can't you be like bones

Bones: with time I will mend this fracture stronger then ever. You were wise to put your faith in me.

Teeth: auuggh pleeasseee get this granule of sugar awaaayy from meee I am MELTING and BURNING nnnNNOOO you are cleaning me TOO HARD;! aaaiughh my fucking enamellll one billion cavities for you!!! Your sins against me are PERMANENT you SICK BITCH

It's because your bones are alive

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Anyone know how to organize my school work? I have three things to do this week and they're all hours long. I don't know what to do. I have the feeling I won't even survive college later. Please help.

(idk why but I'm kinda also hoping for @shower-thoughts-last-responder? Idk. you always give nice advice when you come around tbh)

Without knowing exactly what you need to do, this advice will be pretty general but here goes.

Try and estimate roughly how long each one will take and allocate time accordingly

Try to set aside a specific amount of time during the day that you are going to work on the problem. Personally, I always used to try and think of it like a job, and aimed for around 35 hours a week studying where possible, but I didn't have a job at the time, so adjust accordingly.

I didn't like to do work one thing at a time of I could help it bc it just got boring. So I used to split my time evenly each day between whatever needed doing each day

Work from most boring/least engaging task to most engaging each day. It'll give you something to look forward to when you're slogging through the boring stuff

Even more generally:

Don't try and concentrate for more than 90 minutes at a time. It just doesn't work, and a 15 - 20 minute brake every 90 minutes will improve performance

Try to have a designated place where you study with limited distractions. I days used to go into the university library to work

Getting enough to eat and drink and getting enough sleep will improve performance

If you need to listen to music while you work, chose a play list where you don't need to think about what's playing at all

Keep your phone away from you. Ideally, somewhere you'd have to stand up to get to it

If you need anything more specific, I'd need to know exactly what kind of work you're doing

Thank you so much!

I'm already done with two tasks (or the two halves of one task), now I only have to learn a whole topic for tomorrow morning lol (the third task is just some five minute research about a type of chemical so I don't have too much to worry YET)

I start my next year of high school very soon, and I will have harder classes and less time because there will also be more work to do. The general advice is good enough since I don't need help with any specific task, the only problem is that I have trouble focusing and I get bored and frustrated very quickly so I have a very hard time studying alone (I can't ask for help because my family is always busy and if I'm with my friends I prefer to do some bare minimum of socializing just because humans need it or smth), so hopefully you have some idea for my horrible attention span? (I'm also constantly daydreaming if it helps)

I don't know if it's something you have, but I'd look at the ADHD study guides. Even if you don't have, they're designed for people who struggle to concentrate.

Do you have any friends who will push you to work? Someone you can ask to basically refuse to socialise and keep telling you to get back to on task? If not, maybe try one of those study with me tiktok lives? That'll have the added bonus of keeping you off your phone.

Try breaking down your studying into 30-minute blocks instead of 90. Being able to focus on something boring is kind of a skill, you can get better at it with enough time and practice.

Make sure you've had enough to eat and drink and that all the snacks you need are right there with so you don't need to go get anything. Make sure you stay fully hydrated and you're feeding your brain the sugar it needs to focus (sugary snacks work, but so does fruit if you're trying to keep it balanced, fruit is a 10/10 studying snack)

When you notice that you've become distracted, try not to beat yourself up over it. It's a bit like being mad at yourself for not falling asleep, unhelpful. Instead, try to just bring your attention back to the task at hand in a neutral way. "Yes, I got distracted, and now I'm back on task," as opposed to "God, I'm so bad at this, why can't I just focus?"

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there is no official position within the vatican on aliens but according to this guy, either aliens had no original sin or there's a martian jesus. so take that as you will.

See, I'd put my money on missionaries because that would mean more believers and more believers means more money and influence and power, and that's what the Catholic Church wants more than anything else

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