I keep seeing people talking about Nandor turning human and how that could be the Nandermo happy ending....

And I. Guys, guys, the problem, the tragedy, the fucking tragedy of it all is that if Nandor turned human he'd regret it and hate it just as fast, just as much, as Guillermo did with vampirism.

He doesn't want to be a human, he wants what humanity represents for him in his head (meaning, purpose, companionship). He doesn't want the reality of it, he doesn't want to have a job, or worry about finances, or age, or die.

And in the exact same way Guillermo doesn't really want to be a vampire, he wants what it represents (meaning, purpose, companionship). He doesn't want the reality of it, he doesn't want to kill people, he doesn't want to say goodbye to his family....

They are the same but in opposite directions. It's a tragedy. It's the dynamic of all time. It's delicious and I don't know how the writers are going to fix it without it feeling cheap, but I can't wait.

Is fix when Guillermo and Nandor understand their problems and change the dynamics they have between them and also with the rest of the house. This season was about the problems of don't change and jeep the same bad dynamics over and over again ans being stagnate, and the problems that brings wanting to not change as a person but find a "fast" and "easy" way to fix things and making a change without don't really change nor fix anything. That's the journey that their are doing as well on a minor scale other characters

Nadja implied that Guillermo had "daddy issues/kink" bc when Guillermo started being Nandor's familiar he had 19. So, 19 yo latino boy saw this tall, broad, emigrant men, who had long hair and beard, and with cloth embroided with gold and gems and surrended himself without knowing was an idiot. For him it must had been 1000x times better than any dream he had with Antonio Banderas' Armand. And Nadja has seen aaaall the stages of that relationship

If this post reaches 1000 reblogs or more I'm gonna make a fan art about it which would be my first fanart of the show. U can check out my art account on IG @umbrartworks , I don't post often bc I'm terrible depressed and also being disable makes things harder for me, but maybe this gonna bust my mood to work

he’s sweet <3

Girls Night

19-year-old Guillermo De La Cruz, vampire slayer by blood, from a long line of slayers, upon meeting a 700-year-old killing machine and feeling hot inside and getting goosebumps:

Beside the Lol, the Van Helsing instinct maybe didn't woke up at the time Guillermo meet Nandor or if did he was probably conflicted and with a lot of feelings of being gay, the probably represion, the dramas of being 19yo, the adult world stuff, and with the independency and kinda new liberty that his job give him (for a working class latino gay even a income as small as the panera bread is something). So, he saw Nandor and was like "I feel this intense kinda violent feeling inside me and probably is all this bs going on and a massive crush at the same time all mixed" and not at all "I want to kill this unit of a man" feeling. We know that the Van Helsing skills wake up recentry bc we saw it so maybe he was kinda a late bloomer

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 4.07 • “Pine Barrens”

Nadja implied that Guillermo had "daddy issues/kink" bc when Guillermo started being Nandor's familiar he had 19. So, 19 yo latino boy saw this tall, broad, emigrant men, who had long hair and beard, and with cloth embroided with gold and gems and surrended himself without knowing was and idiot. For him it must had been 1000x times better than any dream he had with Antonio Banderas' Armand. And Nadja has seen aaaall the stages of that relationship

given the fact that guillermo paid $1200 a month for over a decade to live in a closet under the stairs all other reasons aside i say he deserves to embezzle as much as he wants.

bleed them dry, gizmo.

#it’s just back pay for his 24/7 labor as a familiar plus compensation for emotional and physical damages

the goal in life, as is i expect for anyone, is to fuck a vampire

Lazslo Cravensworth and Guillermo de la Cruz

I fucking hate nandermo. one of their tenderest moment of the series happens at a wedding where nandor marries someone else and guillermo has a cock drawn on his forehead. I can't take much more of this

Im sick nobody talk to me

"So, ultimately, I realized I have been completely ruining my life...

And my face."

The Evolution of Nandor's Djinn Botox addiction (4x05)

Was so funny and on point critic when he said he will do philantropy lol. When will we see our vamps #eattherich for real?

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