shortnfantastic reblogged
Based on that one scene from “How I Met Your Mother”. 🐍✨
shortnfantastic reblogged
Dad Things™ Patton Sanders most certainly does:
- Socks with sandals
- Constantly has an itchy back
- Thinks he can grill. Can not grill.
- Falls asleep ten minutes into every single movie
- Old Man sleeping times (in bed at nine, up at six)
- Reads the Sunday morning newspaper and comics
- Looks scandalized as soon as anything Spicy happens on TV, probably changes the channel
- Says dogs are not allowed on the couch. Has the dog on his lap in the couch ten minutes later.
- Jokes like: “what’s the problem with Animal Crossing? It’s really human paralleling!”
Absolutely yes to all of these
shortnfantastic reblogged
to be honest, capable (of holding you) (part 1/3)
He walks forward, crouching over the snake, and when it doesn’t stir at all, he works up his courage and pokes it, just a little. Its scales are warm and smooth under his fingertip, and he resists the urge to stroke them. He doubts he could get away with that.
“Janus?” he asks, trying to keep the somewhat hysterical laughter from his voice. “That you?”
Thomas didn’t know that Janus could turn into an actual snake, but he’s glad to hang out with him regardless. More than glad; ecstatic, even, because he’s been trying to figure out how to befriend him for ages, and this seems like a good first step. What he can’t figure out is why human-Janus is being so weird about it.
(Alternatively: Janus doesn’t trust easily. He wishes he could stop trusting Thomas— it would be so much less terrifying.)
- Chapter Warnings: brief fear of strangulation (no actual strangulation occurs)
- Chapter Word Count: 2,926
- Pairing: platonic Thomceit
(part 2) (part 3)
It starts with the snake in the sunshine.
Thomas supposes that’s not entirely right, because in order to be truly accurate, he would have to acknowledge that ‘it’ started a long, long time ago, when he was a kid, or perhaps even when he was a baby. He’s not certain; he’s never thought to ask any of the sides when, exactly, they developed. And he’s also not certain when they became… the way that they are, instead of just being regular, non-sentient parts of his personality like literally everyone else on the planet is made up of, when his heart became someone called Patton, his logic someone called Logan, and so on. But he doesn’t think that any of that is particularly relevant for this specific situation, so for all intents and purposes: it starts with the snake in the sunshine.
👌👌💕💕💕💕🐍 yes. This is very wholesome and I will take 10. Thank you.