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@shortnfantastic / shortnfantastic.tumblr.com

Hi everyone this is Short! I'm just a foolish dummy that really likes Sanders Sides!  A SIDE-Blog!  ✿My Art✿ ✿ Ko-fi! ✿ ✿Main Blog!@flaux-pg✿
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Dad Things™ Patton Sanders most certainly does: 

  • Socks with sandals
  • Constantly has an itchy back
  • Thinks he can grill.  Can not grill.
  • Falls asleep ten minutes into every single movie
  • Old Man sleeping times (in bed at nine, up at six)
  • Reads the Sunday morning newspaper and comics
  • Looks scandalized as soon as anything Spicy happens on TV, probably changes the channel
  • Says dogs are not allowed on the couch.  Has the dog on his lap in the couch ten minutes later.
  • Jokes like: “what’s the problem with Animal Crossing?  It’s really human paralleling!”
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shortnfantastic

Absolutely yes to all of these

#dadisms#yes#good patton content right here#THIS#this is beautiful#the content we need#the one we deserve#the dog is technically on your lap and not touching the couch then cancelling the no dog on couch rule#sock with sandals are valid feet get cold too
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