shortnfantastic reblogged
just got a vivid vision of Remus in one of those shady insurance commercials grinning at the camera like “What they don’t know won’t hurt them, but I sure will!”
Remus says commit insurance fraud
“Call today and I’ll commit arson on the property of YOUR choice! Call within the next half an hour and we’ll throw in another arson for free! You won’t know where we’ll do that one, but we’ll do it :)”
It's like that one life insurance post
Remus being as shady as Matilda’s dad is my entire world now.