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UPDATE 6/12/2023: i am a phd student so i am on here FAR less than i was back in the good ol’ days! i’m not ghosting this blog tho i prommy

NOTE: changed my url from girlbosssalem to shortkingvi, so if you’re wondering who i am, look no further!

i have been putting off making this because i am lazy but i figure i should

FAQ:

how tall are you?

5’4”

can i ask for advice about ______?

sure!

can i dm you?

yeah but i probably won’t answer unless we’re mutuals. i get a lot of dms

why don’t you like *media product*? i do!

because it sucks. and i’m not you. amen.

you’re canadian?!

yes!

OTHER LINKS:

about page (very outdated! be aware of that!)

my face

sometimes i post muscle pics

original posts

my ao3

shortkingvi's fic hall of fame

anyways hi! if you’re new or don’t really know me, come say what’s up :)

NOTE: it is almost world cup time so please block #WWC2023liveblog if you want to avoid woso spam!

you know the meme that’s like “____ if they had a gun” and it’s a much smaller book than the normal one?

arcane is that except opposite because without fail, every single character makes things infinitely worse once they’re given a weapon

HORNY for act two at the moment… i feel it in my soul this will be the act that finally drives me insane

hey youtube, i have a question about your ads

it’s hard to know that no matter how good i get at arcaneposting, the netflix brasil twitter account will always be better