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That peanut, man, it nearly tipped me over the edge. It was a fucking blue one and all, the cheeky bastard. I had a fucking M&M and it felt like I’d been shot in the mouth.

Liam Gallagher on nearly dying after eating M&Ms. (via shoottherunner)

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But he did read my mind and it was weird as shit but so brilliant all at the same time!

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I actually love this man

#derren brown #ironic #irony #psychology #psychic #magic #funny

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To be fair I am one crazy bitch

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But he did read my mind and it was weird as shit but so brilliant all at the same time!

#derren brown #mind reader #magician #irony #funny #psychology #brain #mind #human #comedy

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She thinks she's a human child, bless her

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That peanut, man, it nearly tipped me over the edge. It was a fucking blue one and all, the cheeky bastard. I had a fucking M&M and it felt like I’d been shot in the mouth.

Liam Gallagher on nearly dying after eating M&Ms. (via shoottherunner)

#Liam Gallagher #oasis #beady eye #Noel Gallagher #noel gallagher's high flying birds #nghfb #bonehead #m&ms #funny #quote #rock #band #bands #rock and roll #rock n roll #80s #90s #00s #britpop #blur #damon albarn

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You know them shoes that just come out at you like a fucking snooker cue?! It’s like, ‘Leave it out, man! You got a license for them bastards or what?

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#Liam Gallagher #oasis #beady eye #noel gallagher #bonehead #gallagher brothers #pointy shoes #shoes #funny #rock #rock and roll #mod #quote #manchester

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I’ve got four GCSEs mate, I’m not silly.

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Interviewer: A lot of the songs you play for example like 'Supersonic' and loads of others seem to have a sort of positive life affirming feel to them. Is that something that you always strive to in a way with songs?

Liam Gallagher: Yeah it's how you write it you know what I mean, I'm not into writing fucking morbid music like the rest of these pricks that are playing here, they all write bollocks you know what I mean, like fucking they're all 'in pain' well my fucking ears are in pain off your fucking voice you twat.

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I've got four GCSEs mate, I'm not silly.

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I feel you, Ned

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You know them shoes that just come out at you like a fucking snooker cue?! It’s like, ‘Leave it out, man! You got a license for them bastards or what?

Liam Gallagher on pointy shoes.

#Liam Gallagher #oasis #beady eye #Noel Gallagher #pointy shoes #shoes #funny

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That peanut, man, it nearly tipped me over the edge. It was a fucking blue one and all, the cheeky bastard. I had a fucking M&M and it felt like I'd been shot in the mouth.

Liam Gallagher on nearly dying after eating M&Ms.

#liam gallagher #oasis #beady eye #noel gallagher #funny

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#alex turner #arctic monkeys #dashboard #matt helders #secrets-i-have-held-in-my-heart #nick o'malley #miles kane #funny

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I had a dream Josh Hutcherson invited me to the premier of the new Batman/Superman movie, at a convention where he was doing a Hunger Games meet and greet, I was so happy but I was at my dads house and the only top I had with me was my avengers t-shirt and so I went with that on. When i arrived he spat on my shirt and told me he never wanted to see me again.

And then the crowd trampled me to death.

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That is some seriously messed up dream

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THE CROWD TRAMPLED YOU TO DEATH BROOKE ARE YOU SERIOUS HAHAHA

#josh hutcherson #dream #funny