oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.

even a worm will turn.

everyone in the world is either a democrat or a republican. everyone in the whole wide world is a democrat and a republican and america is the largest and most populous country in the world and america is easily the most culturally diverse country in the world because the middle class white people in my state (like a little country) are very different than the middle class white people over there (another little country, once more called a "state") and you could never understand how bad it is in america, the main country in the world. where are you from again? it's bad in america and america is bad but the way that america is run is the only way a country could possibly be run unfortunately. i don't like it but it's the only right way for a country to be run and you don't get it because the main victims of the main country are all here and you aren't. where are you from again? they never told me about that place. i don't think you get that real people live in america. probably because you're a republican. real people live in america and real people are hurt by america but what can you do? god said america has to be like this. god said this because god is real so god is american. you don't get it because you're over there and we're all here in america, the realest country in the world. where are you from again? how can you talk like this with what's happening in america? you're a democrat, right? where are you from again? my country is so large it stretches over yours and presses down hard. it's not my fault that they never told me about that place. my country covers the world. you don't understand how bad this will be for real people in the real world, the first world, the only world. they never told me—where in america are you from again?

running for president as a member of the American Fujoshi Party with a foolproof plan to address male loneliness

lost in time

He’s the last of the secret agents and he’s my man 🥰

Save me 1966 bosselot reunion idea where they both find themselves doing espionage at the same fancy party…an alluring and familiar face in the crowd…fake reintroductions while with their respective gala partners…sneaking away to the coat check closet…don’t even get me started.

trans kaz for @pe4cewalker

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i'm like, usually 99% completely in favor of trans headcanons but sometimes i see one that's like "blorbo is a trans (gender they are in canon)" and i just have to go (mentally, in my mind, i'm not an animal) "you appear to be insinuating that blorbo has a level of self-awareness that they do not appear to possess."

no apology needed i’ve been familiar with your game since DAY ONE chief

beat mgs1, almost done mgs2 and all i can think about is snotacon,,

making one of those "why i left the left" grifter videos but it's increasingly obvious i was exclusively hanging out with people who draw che guevara and fidel castro getting eachother pregnant and have based my entire conception of communism off of that

Heart dividers by @cafekitsune !!