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I'm going to shit Bill Gate's pants

@shogunpenny / shogunpenny.tumblr.com

Adam, 26, He/Him, Bi. Terfs, Fascists, Tankies and Zionists, go die :) Occasional NSFW no minors
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Obsessed with the gay little hand motion of the fellow on the right of this image. limps my wrist at you while beating you to death for your unfairly high rents

Landlord: please oh my god I'm sorry I evicted you don't kill me I have a family!!!!!!!

Whiteboys:

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remembering every booster of the harris campaign talking about how stupid and boorish trump was for his stunt at mcdonalds while privately she wanted them to publically and ceremonially award her a special burger diploma

incredible stuff

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elbiotipo

In the United States candidates seek the blessing of a deity called Burger as proof of their mandate to rule the land

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txttletale

um don't you know that when you play toys it releases dopamine (a CHEMICAL) in your brain... and it literally acts like a DRUG... you might think you enjoy playing toys but it's actually just dopamine dependency... so yeah playing toys addiction is a serious problem :/

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chzdavmpr

Guy who's been lost in the woods for weeks and is now having a Tumblr themed hallucination from dehydration dashboard simulator:

🌲Tree-3816638 Follow

If you squint really hard at my bark it kinda looks like Yaoi. See?

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🐦The Squawkerrrrrr Follow

Check out how loud I can be AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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🐭Stupid fucking rat who ate all my food Follow

Man I am just stuffed. Can't believe some chump just left a pile of berries lying around. I'm gonna eat his fingers when he sleeps.

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🌊That saltwater not to far Follow

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👩I don't know this person Follow

Are you ok? Hey. Can you hear me?

Guys call an ambulance I found a guy! He looks pretty bad.

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