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  • peej/martin/lazar (interchangeable mix it up as much as you want)
  • nb tme lesbian, they/he
  • jewish & “spiritual”
  • usamerican (michigan)
  • its shakespeare without the vowels
  • everything is ok to reblog unless ive disabled reblogs
  • people who will be blocked on sight and/or generally would not have a fun time here: transmisogynists, zionists, islamophobes, antisemites, any kind of right winger, military/police/government/capitalism fans and bootlickers, transandrophobia truthers, antitheists, people who are mean for no reason, people with piss poor reading comprehension, and anyone who bugs 🪳 or bothers me
  • im obsessed w myself & reblog my own posts from time to time bc thats my right
  • im the david tennant mutual. the cows mutual. the leonard cohen mutual. the futurama mutual. the shakespeare mutual. the jane eyre mutual. the martin blackwood mutual. etc. depending on who you ask
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  • bluesky: friendlyhag
  • twitter if you even care
  • nsfw blog (18+ only!) @dykeplaything
  • writing/inspo blog @thestrongerword
  • hands blog @thehandz
  • homestuck blog @kanayaraejepsen
  • dc comics blog @rainingotham
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poptarts take on a kind of otherworldly glow at this hour.

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snails and clams are so funnyy like what do you mean you live in side pretty armor

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A core feature of anti-fatness is the "you did this to yourself"-view. People are very invested in the idea that size is within everyone's control. It's soothing to believe that all fat people are a small series of good choices away from becoming thin and staying that way, and that thin people are success stories by virtue of existing.

Any time we speak up about discrimination and fatphobia, someone inevitably plays that card. Trolls will say "eat a salad, pig" and well-meaning health nuts will gently explain what calories are. In either case, we're met with a "you know, you can stop this at any time." Why, if nobody was fat, thin people wouldn't need to examine their biases! It sure would be an easier time for everyone if we weren't so Around and Bulliable!

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pitbolshevik

i really genuinely thought "FDR put japanese americans in camps" was common knowledge but i guess not

"the us education system-" WE LEARNED ABOUT THIS. YOU JUST DON'T REMEMBER BECAUSE YOU WERE DRAWING AN EYE

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just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet

like the reason this exists is because none of the words sound like each other, which means that even with a terrible signal both parties should be able to clearly understand the words being spelled

i am dead serious that i believe this should be taught in school

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txttletale
Anonymous asked:

how many eggs do you have in your fridge

this is exactly what im complaining about. so many people act like its my job to do research for them when these questions are easily googlable ://

(i was going to edit this google resutls page to say something funny but honestly i dont think i can outdo what i actually got)

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every day i get closer to letting the dinos out regardless of the outcome

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neververy4

BEFORE YOU CLICK A LINK!

Reblog this post :) Especially if you’re on mobile, you’ll lose the post if you click the link without thinking. Take a note from your elders before you

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bruciemilf

Did I daydream this, or was there a website for writers with like. A ridiculous quantity of descriptive aid. Like I remember clicking on " inside a cinema " or something like that. Then, BAM. Here's a list of smell and sounds. I can't remember it for the life of me, but if someone else can, help a bitch out <3

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dramono

This is going to save me so much trouble in the future.

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anarchblr

you don't hear about people being sent to horny jail anymore this is another victory brought by the anarchists fighting for prison abolition

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