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whenever i try to show someone yonderland i very quickly realise how niche and insane that fucking show is. like how do i explain to someone that these five old men in the woods (one of whom is naked) have been kicked of of their office by stephen fry in an evil wig and also here’s a plot line about the cringefail evil guy in jail and also here are some weirdly sexy cake bake ladies having a war and ALSO debbie’s wet sock husband accidentally hired a male stripper for his kids bday party oh and ALSO here’s mat baynton dressed as a clown and ALSO THERES THAT RANDOM SCENE WITH ELF SPENDING HIS MONEY ON STRIPPERS EXCUSEME??

Reblog if you're a partially muscled skeleton screaming for 30 seconds by the perimeter fence on November 14th

vehicular manslaughter chappell roan be like you can hit a hundred boys with cars

entomologist chappell roan be like you can keep a hundred bugs in jars

watching Seven Samurai

i wonder how many they'll need

i hesitate even to speculate

dooooooooooodle

Bertie say "I'll do the housework today so you can take a rest!" "...I appreciate it. Thank you, sir" Jeeves said.

To be honest, I OK to they don't necessarily romantic relationship. Because, they are definitely a family ☺️

They love each other. (Even if it's not easy 😢) (Even if cleaning up after them is a pain😑)

There are some issues in the blonde community

if you’re white and wanna write a poc character and feel awkward about it i implore you to ignore any twitblr stuff treating it as a massive ethical burden and instead come in more with the same mindset you’d have if you wanted to write about idk firefighters but didn’t know anything about firefighters so you do... research. Like fuck off with the weird kinda creepy calls for spiritual introspection you’re not writing about god damn space aliens you’re writing about humans and if you think you need more perspective of different life experiences just read?

If I were writing about firefighters I'd also, in addition to just reading about them, take advantage of Our Blessed Internet to ask actual firefighters about how shit works. I'd do the same for a minority I'm not a part of.

I remember when there was this LiveJournal community where you could just ask about anything you needed for your novel - medicine, professions, vehicles, how things function in country X - and people who knew something about that would answer.

We need to bring this back.

And apparently just this summer they DID bring it back - it's called Little Details and it's on Dreamwidth!!!!

Remember, a world where everyone stays in their own boxes and only writes about their own narrow demographic is straight up a goal for racists. If you ever find yourself attempting anti-racism so hard you've looped back to "functionally the same thing racists want", stop, take stock, and ask yourself where things went wrong.

big fan of the way that Bertie Wooster uses words like they're toys

gay people can never break up normally it's always gotta be some shit like "dann, lieber christian, möchte ich nicht mehr, dass du meinem kabinett angehörst"

Why did English keep the German ‘stark’ as an intensifier but only for ‘naked’ and ‘raving mad’

two most German modes of being

official linguistics post

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

i hope i am not just a blog you follow but also a nuisance and point of frustration in your scrolling experience

i’m cryinggggggg

The human brain is not made for witnessing Donald Trump being reelected and the German government collapsing in the span of not even 24 hours.