requests are closed get off my fuckin lawn!!!!

Shitty Arthur Lester aesthetic: everyone always wants to be the narrative's favourite until it turns out that this is actually not a good thing for them. this goes double for when the narrative is lovecraftian in nature. guess what buddy there is yet more plot coming your way and it's in the form of tentacles, cults, and intestines

Shitty Trexel Geistman aesthetic: hey buddy. the suits at work and i have been talking and we’ve decided that, for all your hard work, you deserve a promotion. here’s your new office. note the therapy couch. note the therapist. it’s actually the therapist’s office, not yours. stop banging on the door; we locked it already. for the love of god sit down and talk about your fucking problems

Shitty David 7 aesthetic: honestly my gender identity is also just my name followed by (genderfluid) in parentheses so like. finally some real representation

Shitty Danny Stoker aesthetic: he was simply too good-looking and charming to be allowed to live. rip king i hope you were invited on tim’s kayaking trip after the unknowing

Shitty Rosie the Receptionist aesthetic: rusty quill where is my spinoff podcast. what does she get up to after work. how the fuck has she been working for elias so long and not killed him to death with a letter opener. jonny sims open my dms i have questions about the lore

Shitty Jurgen Leitner aesthetic: extended joke description about brutal pipe murder.