requests are closed get off my fuckin lawn!!!!

okay here is all th important information you could possibly need t have

my name is stanley / stan / lee. whatever. m an adult. my pronouns are they/them bu any gendered terminology is fine (although if yer inclined - don’t call me grauntie; grunkle is jus fine fer me).

requests are currently: closed please don't send them in i'll cry. if you see me postin em it's because m workin through a backlog. i pinky promise that when they are open, you will know, because i will say so. so don't send em in, cuz as we've now established, jus cuz m postin em doesn't mean they're open.

t's hard cuz he seems like such a sweet boy an i never wanted anything bad t happen t him. on th other hand, everyone loves michael distortion an something bad had t happen t michael shelley in order for us t get there. i fear some a you would shove him through that door yerselves

Shitty Michael Shelley aesthetic: if ever there was an argument for quiet quitting, it was this. look at what going above and beyond because you feel bad for your frail old lady boss gets you.

it's incredible that not only is he able t not trip over th huge billowin hems a his hakama, bu also he can expertly navigate weavin th tightrope between his sea a lies. don't trip motherfucker!

Shitty Gentaro Yumeno aesthetic: i don't understand why everyone is so upset. i should get to know every single little piece of gossip about everyone around me, and once we've been friends for upwards of five years, i will consider letting you know my birthday or perhaps even the first letter of my home address

"i owe her my life" if you kin junpei you can jus say that you don't gotta be all vague about it

Shitty Akane Kurashiki aesthetic: this is the kind of vibe i bring to the function and everyone is scared and asking me to leave

no one google when that dlc came out okay. jus do me a favour an don't google it. it's not important an it doesn't matter an you actually don't need a date on when i received this ask so stop askin

Shitty Marie Korbel aesthetic: sorry i just don't feel good ethically about fighting this dead teenager who's motivated by wanting to save her friends from the same terrible things that happened to her. i think she should be allowed to pursue revenge. i'll help her dig the graves honestly

one day soon i'll have all th masters a th bazaar. not even th bazaar has all th masters a th bazaar. what happens then, do you think. prolly nothin good, right?

anyway mr candles aesthetic can also be found here (you had no way t know this; i made it after you sent this in. jus wanted t get mirrors done since he hadn't been)

Shitty Mr Mirrors aesthetic: is being tortured by your own pet wind for eternity kind of the equivalent of those people who have pet chimpanzees and then one day it freaks the fuck out and rips their face off, do you think. like is that on you for having an exotic pet wind in an environment it could clearly never thrive in

this is th kinda success story th rest a y'all should aspire t. no more a this grievin that you missed th day requests were open. look. it happens. an it could happen t you. if i ever end up openin em again i mean

Shitty Izaya Orihara aesthetic: "oh i love humanity with all of my heart" bro you love dissociating. you just happen to be staring at a bunch of people while you do it

don't get him soggy he's gonna blow a fuse

Shitty Danse aesthetic: asks "would you still love me if i were a synth" and then gets mad when the answer is yes. don't ask hypothetical questions you're not prepared for the reality of, babe, you're stuck with me forever

i honestly can't even remember th last time i saw a cool bug so i hope that too. only bugs i ever see are roaches an lightnin bugs, which i guess are pretty cool bu also i don't see em super up close so that's more like seein a cool light'n seein a cool bug.

anyway thanks i need more nice manifestations like this in my life

Shitty Porky Minch aesthetic: he had a shitty abusive family, he said "this is my villain origin story", and by god he fucking meant it. you've got to appreciate the followthrough if nothing else