Geoff: "I don't... I don't think I'd give a good handjob..."
Geoff: "I don't think I've ever intentionally hurt an animal... Stabbed a frog once."
Geoff: "Gavin, you're like a more progressive, non-Jew-hating Hitler."
Happy birthday, Goeff!
Gavin: “Why do you always sound like you have cum in your throat, Geoff?”
Jeremy: "I killed a starfish once." Geoff: "Tell everyone how you killed it." Jeremy: "WITH A SHOVEL."
I just wanna thank all of you for being so supportive of my blog and getting me a post with 100,000 notes! Never in my wildest dreams did I think I'd post something that popular, and I owe the most sincere thanks to each and every one of you! Gavin: "What's 1000 times 1000?" Geoff: "I dunno... A lot?" Gavin: "100,000?"
Geoff, in reference to Adolf Hitler.
Geoff: "I slipped on jizz in my kitchen."
Geoff: "I'm not gay, but I WILL suck a dick."
Ray: "SomeBODY once told me the WORLD was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the Ted... *scoff* the Ted." *Collective laughter* Michael: "Ray, are you fucking serious?" Geoff: "Go back to sleep, Ray."
Happy 40th birthday, Geoff!
Geoff: "So there's this metal band I really like named Goblin Cock..."
Geoff: "Dude, donkeys in puberty are ugly as fuck."
Geoff: "2004 was a bad year for Gavin. That was the year his nose got puberty."
Geoff: "Just because something existed, doesn't mean it's good. Case in point: the Holocaust."