do not go gentle into that good night

be a bit of a bitch about it

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

Disney retconned it recently and named it something else.

No one is accepting this.

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

Always reblog flash debate

on it boss

reminder that the presenter says "oh, shut up" not "can it"

Native French speaker here. "Ta gueule" is actually more like "shut the fuck up" in terms of level of disrespect

also worth noting is that the "are you happy" is the correct gender

Just another reason to keep your cats indoors.

The “plot” thickens?

Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

^

Same lol

Megan talking about the reaction to W.A.P in her documentary

He needs a napkin

The hard cut to the berry massacre is just killing me

this man is iconic. his one skill is needing an enclosure for berry eating due to his fervor

What a lad

I LOVE his buddy who stands behind him to be his extra leg when he does the jive like they have CLEARLY COORDINATED THAT BEFORE

This is cornball but I feel tremendously lucky to have lived in a time and place where ive had the opportunity to connect with older lesbian women

If Harris loses, please try blaming real issues (Republican-driven voter suppression and intimidation tactics; billionaire-funded Trump-PAC’s and propaganda machines; a broken electoral system that hinges presidential elections on a dozen or so states instead of a simple popular vote; or the Democratic Party’s fumbled opportunities to respond to things like the corporate greed driven cost of living crisis, the housing shortage, the medical debt and healthcare accessibility crisis, the ongoing climate disaster, and the ongoing genocide in Palestine) instead of doing the Right’s job for them by blaming folks like climate protestors, Antizionist and pro-Palestine activists, Black and Brown people, jaded millennials living paycheck to paycheck, and tumblr users with an audience ⅛ the size of the average Christofascist MegaChurch Congregation.

Civic. Civic. Civic civic civic civic civic civic

Oh no

This typo is going to destroy my marriage

I hope all of you are out exercising your cock rights and doing your cock duty today by voting!

“omg peoples mental health is so bad they don’t shower??” girl some people have such bad mental health they kill themselves

Looool

we got a fax at work from “Omega OBGYN” and for a moment, i was living in a parallel universe

can you imagine how i felt when i picked up this fax and read it on a tuesday morning before i had even one cup of coffee

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you