always somewhere

faggot about it

number one............ gregory the foul

number two......... the dark sorcerer

so ur at the party right and there’s this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says “this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say “oh that’s nice” and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask “does she know any tricks?” so the girl says “come on girl, show ‘em” and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw

About seven and a half years ago, I was #cancelled for making essentially the same post as OP.

Dude, human pet guy sir, I don’t think you were making the same post as OP

people who enter my home will be shown an assortment of objects

Hey sorry I didn't talk to you for over a week time keeps moving too fast

Whats so funny

[attempting to flirt] if i was stuck in a timeloop id desperately explain my situation to you every single reset

go white boy goooo

no white boy not like that

white boy i've never seen anyone fuck it up like that

long distance internet friendships are so frustrating like i want to go hang out at your place. i want to bring that snack u like if ur sad. i want to go to the cinema and watch a movie together. i wish we could randomly decide to drive down to the beach one friday night and look at the stars. we drifted apart and idk if you're alive. nobody would think to tell you if i died. i hope you're okay

starting a collection of sped up star trek gifs

Even though he was basically the size of a pea he still deserved cruel treatment