Are you a robot fucker, a ghost smoocher or a slut for aliens
WHY I GOTTA PICK BRO
I love how the “emotionless prick” character carries a literal heart on his back
so that’s what the boys do when they’re on their phones!
ok so I want Lotor to be space tahno
PETITION TO CAST RAMI MALIK AS LOTOR
gasp if possible, would you do a live unknown? Please! I'll give you all my hourglasses!
do u mean saeyoung without glasses? or actual!unknown? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(I’m sincerly sorry if I made some mistakes while writing the texts in the baloons)
how dare you make me read this with my own two (blurry) eyes
Reminder that it’s implied Jumin has younger sibling(s)
[extended gasp]
hey, where did you get Live2D PRO license? You buyed it?
I won a pro license through one of their annual competitions ^^ http://www.live2d.com/en/
you can sign up for their mailing list or check their website often to know when this year’s contest will be held and try to participate! (this is last year’s competition, they’ll probably create a different page for this year, but look at the categories and see if you can make something to win any of them)
you can learn on the free license or activate the 60 day pro trial, last year they gave everyone more trial days leading up to the competition deadline so you can finish up your project without having to worry about it XD
me: *opens messages* guess i’ll reply later narrator: she didnt
mysme: new chatroom is avai- me: PARTICIPATE IN THE CHAT ANSWER EMAILS SEND MESSAGES CATCH UP ON MISSED CALLS LOOK AT NEW PROFILE UPDATES HANG AROUND THE MAIN PAGE FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON FOR TEN HOURS
Dude but you know how you get the after endings when you get the good endings? Imagine if you got an after ending for the bad ends too. Like I'm imagining like the one where unknown takes you to be his assistant in the beginning if you don't cooperate with him, the 50 shades of Han, and... omg, i dont think I'd want to see the one where you jump out of the window in one of jumins bad ends T_T though i know they do kind of do that by having a 'one year later' thing but that's the normal end?
lmao why must you hurt me so anon :(
Jumin: (50 shades end)
- live in enforced luxury all day, you’re never hungry but always bored
R18 scenes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)- actually just a series of mini games where u feed the cat and brush her and send regular pictures of her on your phone to him at work lmao
- devolves into a nekoatsume knockoff where u have 2 feed the cats 3 kinds of cat food or they don’t attend your backyard party
- side quests where u have exactly 90 seconds between taking off your GPS shoes and the appearance of security
- there’s no punishment, you just get restarted in the living room every time and have to figure out how to leave the penthouse within those 90 seconds
- the moment you figure it out and can finally leave, he gets back from work just as you’re leaving through the door and asks you where you are going
- too bad you’re an absolute masochist and will walk back inside with him just to do it all over again the next day
- it never ends, but you’re less bored because of it
Yoosung: (yandere end)
- you are forced to dye your hair blond and grow it out
- your name is rika now
- the whole game is you trying to find ways to get away with murdering him
- you kill him but he keeps coming back
- he kills you but you keep coming back
- turns out you were his main LOLOL character all along!
- life is an illusion time is a construct
Zen:
- gets in your business with everyone you meet
- pesters you about every love interest and how he’s definitely better
- oh wait THAT’S CANON
- GET REKT MC
Jaehee:
- collapses after working too hard
- you’re actually the nurse in the ward
- she starts recovering after you visit her every day and listen to her trash jumin every waking moment
- no pets allowed in hospital she is bLESSED
- oopse it became a good end my bad
Seven:
- you’re caught by Saeran and used to blackmail Seven into complying with the orders he gives him
- you realize Rika is in charge but you lived in her apartment long enough to know her weaknesses
- maybe she takes sleeping pills that knock her out and nobody else knows but you’ve seen the bottles in the bathroom cabinet
- you KNOW
- because you look innocent and let yourself be used nobody expects it when you mURDER THAT HO IN HER SLEEP
- U ARE THE NEW QUEEN BEE
- BOTH CHOI BOYS ARE YOUR SLAVES NOW AND EVERYBODY ELSE IS DOING YOUR BIDDING
- V DECIDES TO GET EYE SURGERY JUST SO HE CAN LAUNCH A TURF WAR AGAINST U TO AVENGE HER
- RFA MAFIA AU BEOCMES CANON AWW YE
Unknown:
- you both go into a mental hospital and get help because let’s be honest something is off and you shouldn’t do it alone
- I mean did you eat?
- do you ever eat?
- the whole route is you playing mini games with him that alleviate anxiety and try to keep up with your medication on time
- no stress or drama
- you’ve already had your bad end, saeran, let’s work our way up to a good end
- gentle soft words and lots of hugs
- you can cry and throw things if it makes you feel better but you don’t have to
- it’s ok now ♥
Vanderwood:
- the house is a mess
- leopard print is consistently slammed in fashion magazines
- this house is in an unaCCEPTABLE CONDITION!
- UNACCEPTABLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE
- BAD END
I’ve been playing Jumin’s route and I’m on the 8th day and it’s so good?? I mean, his route is not that popular considering how much I like it cause damn this is my fav rn
Finally got the chips holy crap
what do they taste like?
THIS IS SO SAD WHAT THE FUCK
read it again but this time picture seven typing all that through an avalanche of tears
Vanderwood is bigender jsyk
i think it’s the type of situation where everybody ends up with different facts because of the many mistranslations, and running gags within the game itself, that anything and everything is okay to use
Hey hey! I wanted to ask you something, I keep trying to get the 50 shade of Han bad end on Jumin's route but I keep failing! I just wanted to ask can you still get that bad end if you don't participate in a few of the chats, but still pick the answers that you get you the bad end when you do participate? Everytime I load I gotta use hourglasses on chats I missed and I sometimes decide not to lol
to be honest i was so thirsty for jumin i participated in all the chats while they were fresh 😂 so i’m not sure what percentage you need to get the bad ends during chats, but i’m sure you don’t need hourglasses to participate in the visual novels which have most of the choices anyway!
try to be affectionate towards him until you’re at his house, then you just gotta choose thirsty choices (i don’t feel trapped, i like being with him, poor elizabeth, etc) and tell him repeatedly CHAIN ME UP DADDY lmao don’t be reasonable or wishy washy about it, u gotta go straight for the kill! he won’t like it at first (at least that’s what he says lmao you still get bombarded with hearts even on the rude dialogue options) if you persist during the visual novels that you want to be with him and will never leave, you will find yourself in an abrupt bad end even before the party day lmao
be warned though that it’s a pretty short end, they didn’t drag it out or anything (unfortunately;;;) it’s just a few dialogue lines and then it’s over. it’s fresh and entertaining to have that kind of ending for a seemingly reserved character, but don’t assume it’s a bigger part of his character than the other bad endings. just like yoosung’s bad ends or zen’s don’t affect your perception of their puppy character status lmao
When I saw the last live2D thing with Saeyoung and Jumin I thought Saeyoung was grabbing Jumin's ass until I read the caption XDD