back on my bullshit :)

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

#you put the sad guy in #you take the sad guy out #you put the sad guy in and you shake him all about

he's quoting hamilton pre-hamilton

devestating news for you

me: hmmm what quote from 1984 should i put into my essay for class just to have more words

brain: welcome to tiny train world

me: absolutely not

brain: ENJOY NOT BEING ABLE TO CATCH A TRAIN ANYMORE

what the fuck was i talking about in this post

……..oh my god

the joy of realizing someone is a similar type of freak as you

okay but the understanding of RHPS as nothing but irredeemable, toxic, subversive trash from a bygone age seems to go hand in hand with queers who want to distance themselves from leatherboys, kinksters, pups, xdressers, & exclude them from Pride.

I have literally seen whole threads of people pointing to RHPS & saying 'I'm not THAT kind of queer, I crochet, I am wholesome, I drink cups of tea. I'm NORMAL'.

And this is exactly what RHPS was satiring & holding a mirror up to. THIS IS THE POINT THEY WERE MAKING. that no matter how fucking pure and wholesome you present yourself as, if you're trans and queer, the world hates you too. sitting at the right hand of the Devil does not mean you're immune.

This is not to say that RHPS is a perfect movie that does not invite critique! This is not to say it hasn't done harm! But maybe criticise a film without throwing other queers under the bus for being Too Weird? Yeah?

And for any puritan queers reading this - you owe your liberties to *exactly* the kind of queer you despise & condemn. They threw stones at the first Pride to give you the freedom to kick the ladder down behind your white picket fence. okay? okay

The best They Might Be Giants joke ever is in Terry Pratchett's "Soul Music," which features a band called We're Certainly Dwarfs.

Can we get some drivers up in here

Having media literacy is more important than being good at math prove me wrong

the gravity falls resurgence is making me miss Oregon while away at college so here is older Mabel and Dipper freezing their asses off at the Oregon coast

[id in alt]

idk has someone done this yet

*walks out of the homoerotic friendship covered in blood and wounds* you should see the other guy

*regular guy walks out, completely unaware anything is happening*

girls on friday nights after the longest work week known to man

GIVE ME THIS CARLOS SPIN-OFF NOW ‼️

Ball of molten iron vs discarded pineapple skin was not a 1v1 I was ever expecting to see, nor was I expecting the pineapple skin to win.

yeah but if you're wearing pineapple armour you need to look out for werewolves

Where do you think they're sourcing the pineapple skins from?

He made another video where he covers a wooden shield in pineapple skin and his friend uses a blow torch on it and the shield is barely charred

He has another one where he makes an entire suit out of pineapple and then stands in front of a blowtorch. I think he’s onto something.

What I'm hearing here is that dragons only look scaly. In reality, they are pineapple.