Kitttyyyyyyyy

POV: A mirror calls you a magicless bitch but you're pretty sure you are usually persecuted for being a mage

Transcription: Dark Mirror: I sense no magic from this one. Empty, shapeless, void, nothing! Pathetic! Honestly, it's almost sad.

Yor: Sir,

Yor: It seems your mirror is broken.

Crowley: I-I understand this may be shocking, but the Dark Mirror hasn't been wrong in 100 years. It can't be broken.

Yor: I see.

Yor: I can change that.

Crowley: W-Where did that hammer come from!?

Now that Playful Land book 5 is out I can finally talk about how my favourite part of this event is that beating up Fellow does not count as breaking the park's rules. Damaging the puppets? Get puppetified, idiot. Beating up the literal manager? Aye, I see no problem here, chief

the very fact the puppets don't even fucking LISTEN TO THEM when they're telling them to ignore the guests "lost item" is used against them too like these two do NOT take priority over everything else even when they're tryna capture the targets

Morbidly funny and showcases just how little their bosses care about them

He had long noticed the obvious pattern of devastating wreckage and repair. By the time Scarabia’s vice housewarden had been overtaken by the ink accumulating from within him, Idia had it all figured out. Everything was falling into place too perfectly, and you were at the center of the spotlight. It couldn’t have been any coincidence that with each overblot, you happened to be there playing some part in the story. Whether it be as a mere background character without any significance, or the driving point of the ordeal, you just had to play the part of a hero. 

Idia was never meant to get so invested in all the little things that followed you in your wake. He initially thought that your role in the Heartslabyul fiasco was merely an accident that ended all too well. Of course, their housewarden would have wanted to make amends for the trouble he has caused you. Getting involved in Savanaclaw’s foul play was most especially bold, and surely, you were only driven to challenge them for the sake of your friends. The same argument applied to your conflicts with Octanivelle, accompanied with a sense of urgency to save your living space. Idia found it odd that you found yourself entangled with Scarabia’s affairs, and as if he could predict it, an overblot had occurred, and you happened to save the day again. He was no longer surprised when he heard that the Ramshackle Prefect became a manager at Vil’s behest, and he already knew what would happen before such events transpired. 

He wonders if this time, you shall play the part of a hero as well. 

In the interactions he shared with you, he kept observing. You were an anomaly, at best. He still remembered the way you made a spectacle of yourself at the welcoming ceremony, and the way rumors spread about a magicless student who will be attending the college. You have always been kind, yet honest about your selfishness when it comes to your own wellbeing. No, you were not heroic in the slightest. You had nothing to your name, no magic at all. However, you did have friends like that troublesome duo, the beast, and all that fell for your good and charm. 

Had Idia been any less of a villain, surely, he would have fallen entirely too.

one last batch of Scully Js for the road before Malleus eats my brain again

let's all pour one out for the King of Halloween, whose only crime was being born a Hot Topic goth before Hot Topic existed for him to shoplift his Jack Skellington merch from (and also the whole turning people into pumpkins thing I GUESS) (look, nobody's perfect)

gargoyle Mal is everything I've ever dreamed of and more. his little raincoat! his umbrella! I hope he really does have big ol' stompy rainboots to splash around in puddles in. I hope they have little faces on them.

(Twst please give me Malleus having a rainy day adventure, this is everything I need right now)

Dumbest prefect

Can we just acknowledge how the prefect is just also fucking insane. Like excuse me this guy just tried to kill you why are you asking if he'd like to sleep over.

Your telling me the same man who kidnapped you is the same one you willing go to see score hoops?

Idk but I just need a little more insanely from the prefect for them to be acting like this I'm sobbing. Give me some dark humor or slight guilt pulling

" now shin-jaga I hold you dear but I'm not wearing atrocious sweeter it's hideous"

" i risked my life for you multiple times you owe me."

"....give me the damn sweater"

Like I would be pulling card harder than a reverse card in uno

Absolutely Devastating: Teenage Boys Who Hate Each Other Temporarily Join Forces To Make Fun Of The Middle Manager Who's Actively Kidnapping Them.

"Hey now, little thief-"

I can't help but think Gidel would also chase after the fishes in that aquarium attraction.

Mostly I just really wanted to draw him held by the scruff like a kitten x)

I wanna talk about the scene in the museum with Azul...

(SPOILERS FOR BOOK 3 AHEAD. ALSO LOTS OF RAMBLING! :D)

@soratsuart

I always say book 4 devolves into a comedy as soon as the octotrio step a foot into the narrative

I wanted to draw something simple, but I did the rendering again after spending 19 hours.....

Repost me, please? ;D

I will also be happy to answer any questions and queries)

...Later I will translate My fan fiction related to this picture into English)))))))

THE TRANSLATION IS READY!

[OH MY GOD, GUYS, THANKS FOR YOUR REPOSTS!]