salt

"can you behave" yes, if I wanted to, but this is so much funnier

Kitttyyyyyyyy

WWMAD (What Would Miss Ayase Do)?

@bones-boneyard

when ur friend says a speech pattern that u also use

Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough

The only downside is that you have to do Everything around here

being a writer leads to a genuinely helpful but also very stupid kind of mindfulness where you'll be having a sobbing breakdown or the worst anxiety attack of your life and think "okay, I really need to pay attention to how this feels. so I can incorporate it into my fanfiction."

flirting with friends: you are the love of my life do u want to get married and divorced and married again and have the most insane children together 💕💕💕

flirting with crush: i am like a bird with fragile bones you have to nurse me back to health,,,

flirting with friends: you are the love of my life do u want to get married and divorced and married again and have the most insane children together 💕💕💕

flirting with crush: i am like a bird with fragile bones you have to nurse me back to health,,,

Poisonous Plants in Winter

By the time winter comes, many plants lose their leaves and flowers, but there are still evergreen or winter flowering plants that can cause problems for your pet.

Mistletoe and Holly are seasonal favourites, which are often brought into people’s homes or gardens over the festive period. They can pose hazards to your pets, especially if the berries are eaten – so remember to keep them out of paws’ reach!

Some plants, such as amaryllis, can grow indoors as well as outdoors at this time of year, so don’t forget to check our list if you’re thinking of bringing a new plant into your house.

Plants to avoid:

POV: A mirror calls you a magicless bitch but you're pretty sure you are usually persecuted for being a mage

Transcription: Dark Mirror: I sense no magic from this one. Empty, shapeless, void, nothing! Pathetic! Honestly, it's almost sad.

Yor: Sir,

Yor: It seems your mirror is broken.

Crowley: I-I understand this may be shocking, but the Dark Mirror hasn't been wrong in 100 years. It can't be broken.

Yor: I see.

Yor: I can change that.

Crowley: W-Where did that hammer come from!?

Do we seriously have to skip both ads on YouTube now. Like we press skip on the first then we have to wait five more seconds to press skip on the second. Are you actually fucking kidding me

Before one of you chucklefucks says “get an adblocker” or “download this sketchy software to block ads on phones:” this sucks because companies are doing it, not because there are ways around it. Do not be stupid on my post where I complain.

I am complaining about ads being shoved into everything because it fucking sucks. Smarmy advice will help neither of us

Now that Playful Land book 5 is out I can finally talk about how my favourite part of this event is that beating up Fellow does not count as breaking the park's rules. Damaging the puppets? Get puppetified, idiot. Beating up the literal manager? Aye, I see no problem here, chief

the very fact the puppets don't even fucking LISTEN TO THEM when they're telling them to ignore the guests "lost item" is used against them too like these two do NOT take priority over everything else even when they're tryna capture the targets

Morbidly funny and showcases just how little their bosses care about them

Hey! Friendly reminder that it's super valid if you try to look on the bright side of your trauma to cope. But please don't force this narrative on others.

For some of us, this is the opposite of helpful and can make us feel bad.

You're so valid to cope in the ways that work for you, but please know that we're all different and the same coping mechanisms don't work for everyone else.

He had long noticed the obvious pattern of devastating wreckage and repair. By the time Scarabia’s vice housewarden had been overtaken by the ink accumulating from within him, Idia had it all figured out. Everything was falling into place too perfectly, and you were at the center of the spotlight. It couldn’t have been any coincidence that with each overblot, you happened to be there playing some part in the story. Whether it be as a mere background character without any significance, or the driving point of the ordeal, you just had to play the part of a hero. 

Idia was never meant to get so invested in all the little things that followed you in your wake. He initially thought that your role in the Heartslabyul fiasco was merely an accident that ended all too well. Of course, their housewarden would have wanted to make amends for the trouble he has caused you. Getting involved in Savanaclaw’s foul play was most especially bold, and surely, you were only driven to challenge them for the sake of your friends. The same argument applied to your conflicts with Octanivelle, accompanied with a sense of urgency to save your living space. Idia found it odd that you found yourself entangled with Scarabia’s affairs, and as if he could predict it, an overblot had occurred, and you happened to save the day again. He was no longer surprised when he heard that the Ramshackle Prefect became a manager at Vil’s behest, and he already knew what would happen before such events transpired. 

He wonders if this time, you shall play the part of a hero as well. 

In the interactions he shared with you, he kept observing. You were an anomaly, at best. He still remembered the way you made a spectacle of yourself at the welcoming ceremony, and the way rumors spread about a magicless student who will be attending the college. You have always been kind, yet honest about your selfishness when it comes to your own wellbeing. No, you were not heroic in the slightest. You had nothing to your name, no magic at all. However, you did have friends like that troublesome duo, the beast, and all that fell for your good and charm. 

Had Idia been any less of a villain, surely, he would have fallen entirely too.