Anonymous asked:
You won't believe your eyes,
Ten thousand naked guys
that means… twenty thousand cocks…
I made a miscalculation.
I'd like to make myself believe
Kamala: Joe Biden, my kitten, we have been defeated. swallow this pill with Mommy. it will all be over soon....
shoutout to the scene in promare where the big deus ex machina of the movie is introduced and the scientist guy goes "it's called... DEUS EX MACHINA" and then DEUS EX MACHINA appears onscreen in big bold letters
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Anonymous asked:
What if pemdas stood for please enjoy my dick and sac
what if we could hold onto our last moment together even half as long as every other combined
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to those with enlightened minds, comedy, horror, and erotica are synonymous
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The one real HRT milestone that matters is the first time a cat steps on your boobs and it hurts
assigned titty at kitty (atak)
Yeah she atak me
official boob post
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2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."
"which could mean nothing" and other essential phrases for the modern speculator
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accidentally hit something on the treadmill at my gym and it opened a web browser??
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When im dictator I'm banning anime bitches with no noses
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Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.
Unironically my tits grow faster for a few days every time I eat salmon
I should probably cook more salmon
Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.
Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls
commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,
Girls can be eaten many times if you know what you’re doing.
No this is accurate
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It's easy to think "nobody in the whole wide world cares about me" on an empty stomach but try doing it while eating Vegetables and Rice. Seems less convincing now doesn't it? That's simply the power of Vegetables and Rice..
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Anyone got that art of the girl biking away from a trainwreck? I think it might be a Touhou thing. Y’know, the one captioned NOT MY FUCKING BUSINESS
