Salty Spitoon Bouncer: welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are you
Me: I saw Cats in theaters
Salty Spitoon Bouncer: yeah so
Me: three times
Salty Spitoon Bouncer:
Me: and now I unironically enjoy it
Salty Spitoon Bouncer: right this way sir
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Gorgeous concept visuals for Cats (2019), by Chester Carr.
y'all: Cats (2019) was weird
me, who knows better: the movie doesn't even include the song where they're racist against the Chinese while the Rum Tum Tugger plays a bagpipe
Me then: Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat, what a stupid name for a song
Me now: ♪ WOO WOO ♪
I just got off Spaceship Earth at Epcot and I forgot that Jellicle Queen Judi Dench narrates the entire 15 minute attraction so naturally we spent the entire ride making Cats references
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may I interest you in some practical cats, dramatical cats, pragmatical cats, fanatical cats? and magical cats??
told my boyfriend I have to work late today but I’m actually going to see Cats a third time, what have I become
shoutout to all the lost souls who went to see Cats as a joke but came out with a troubling crush on the Laurie Davidson magician cat and a physical inability to go 24 hours without listening to Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat
Me at work: I need that new verbiage from you by end of day today so we can move forward with the initiative to elevate the new concept development
My trash brain: SKIIIMBLESHAANKS THE RAAAILWAY CAT, THE CAT OF THE RAILWAY TRAAAAAIN
Laurie Davidson as Mister Mistoffelees in Cats 2019 is a slightly-disturbing-but-nonetheless-pure cinnamon roll and you cannot convince me otherwise
Maybe if we’re really lucky, Universal Studios will take out Shrek 4D and replace it with a rumble seat and 4D effects version of Cats
Me leaving the Cats theater: what the fuck was that
Me a week later: JELLICLES CAN AND JELLICLES DO JELLICLES DO AND JELLICLES CAN
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musical vs. movie cat comparisons so you can witness the horrible fate these characters got
IMO, Mistoffelees is one of the only ones who is Not That Bad
Laurie Davidson was actually super likeable and the hat, coat, and extra makeup make him 80% less creepy and naked than everyone else (but in the few scenes when he’s not wearing his clothes all bets are off, he’s as nekkie as the rest of em)
Cats (2019) was a disturbing fever dream BUT I would die for Laurie Davidson’s Mr. Mistoffelees