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2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."
Holy Moonlight Sword / Moonlight Greatswords made in 2022, 2018, and 2017
My guiding moonlight 🌕
My favourite sentence in the article: “Those interested in acquiring Jones’ media company had submitted their final offers to federal court-appointed trustee Christopher Murray, who was tasked with picking a best bid, but not necessarily the highest.”
That suggests to me that Mr Murray had the option of choosing the funniest bid, and by gum he took it.
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in case you ever doubted im a megamind level genius i made this post in 2011
if you’re so genius how come i just unloaded your Swagg.. it’s 2024 buddy
You are going to hell
there was a time when every animated film would have multiple licensed video games. like, Shark Tale would have a game on PC, PS2 and GBA, and they'd all be different.
exaaaactly
The author’s barely disguised pet dog. They just put a tablecloth over it and said it was a small table, but like he’s still wagging his tail and woofing
we have GOT to kill tiktok/twitter self-censorship i just witnessed a grown adult say the word “smex” out loud to our professor
my poor professor was SO confused that she asked them to repeat themselves and they went “you know, like, blank . . .” and kept just vaguely gesturing until she somehow connected the dots. i fucking hate art school
god i wish i was making the shit i witness at this place up. my life would be so much easier if i didn’t have to deal with my classmates seriously arguing about fandom discourse in the group project chat
the price you think you're paying by going to art school: tuition, supply costs, etc
the price you're actually paying by going to art school: having to put up with the most brain-rotting terminally online discourse imaginable in real life
I had someone argue with me that it was problematic for me to have watched Frozen with my niece because I was encouraging her to become an emotionally abuse codependent sibling. I'm a senior and I've had someone else doing their senior thesis ask, genuinely, if she was problematic for doing her thesis on domestic abuse, because sometimes domestic abuse effects rich white women and they're privileged, so therefore her doing it on that is racism apologism. I've had to sit there and watch people say "unalive", "SA", "PDF file", and my favorite, "marital relations" (it only happened once but it's really funny) to professors who look at them in total despair.
Hamlet didn't unalive himself, he killed himself. Our Crime Prevention class is discussing sexual assault and pedophiles. The implication of this paper we're reading in Intro To Africana Studies is not about white settlers marrying and having gentle loving monogamous funtimes with slaves, it's about rape.
I genuinely do not see how I'm supposed to take the people around me seriously. How am I supposed to believe you have incredible insights into something you can't bring yourself to say? How am I supposed to look over your rough draft and not cross out the euphemisms and write grown-up words?
And I DO NOT go to art school! I go to Montana State! I'm in redneck country - remember when redneck meant tough enough to at least say words?! Not anymore!
Do you know how stupid I feel that I couldn't figure out that "PDF File" was supposed to be censorship slang for "paedophile"
I should chime in and say that if this sort of thing pisses you off you *need* to be vocal about it. Because, short term and short-sighted, this is just people being overly sensitive about plain language and carrying online habits to real life which is “cringe” and “annoying” or whatever.
But long term, this type of shit is what contributes to erasure and historic inaccuracy in the first place. And its the same mentality that allows people to think that censorship, thought policing and book-banning is okay.
Please don’t let corporations and social media companies’ affinity for ad revenue and web sanitation condition you into thinking that plain honesty, communication and reality is something that can be sugar-coated and dressed up into something easier to swallow. This shit is much more dangerous than you think. If you are talking to someone in real life and you catch them talking like this, you NEED to remind them, “Hey this isnt TikTok. You can say exactly what you mean. What are you afraid of?”
Poll time because I enjoy community polls and seeing the result
Should I watch this Yes or No
nobody said anything so im just gonna watch it anyways, gotta say this is some high budget porn even the set is accurate
this actually looks like a screenshot from tos, incredible
Spock is British 😭
She's sucking his dick and he's checking his tricorder??? im gonna cry that's so spock
wow just like in Space seed
i'm so charmed by the fact that you can tell some of the actor has watch star trek before lmao, Spock says illogical and he does the vulcan finger kissing with the girl, Kirk does the patented shatner pauses and still eyefucks spock
Khan released a virus into the air system and Dr McCoy learns that a spike of adrenaline will cure the sickness, the dialogue is incredible.
McCoy: you've been infected with a virus but a spike of adrenaline will trigger the antibodies, Christine I need you to do it Chapel: Have an orgasm? McCoy: YES! (hands her a vibrator) for god sakes use it!
incredible leap of logic Christine
Kirk and Spock got infected with the virus so they have to double team Uhura ✊😔 but spock is reluctant which gave us the awesome line
Kirk: Dammit Spock you're half human, you've gotta fuck her
oop! turn out spock WASN'T infected? he just wanted to fuck Uhura with kirk
They even did the star trek happy ending 😭
with the Spock and McCoy bickering too hfjkrahgjkslbuelgw
Spock: There is one thing that still puzzles me doctor Bones: Only ONE thing, Mr. Spock Spock: Isn't sickbay sufficiently stocked with endorphins hyposprays Bones: 🙄
Surprise! There is a sequel, should I watch it?
PLEASE DO
Im going to try! they made three of these but I can't seem to find videos of the 2nd and 3rd one I only found posters of it aaaaaaa
This is the sequel and I can't find it anywhere!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭
kids these days don’t know what it’s like to get fine dwarven crafts direct from orzammar
we need to bring back e3. I miss watching project managers with zero media training embarrass themselves in front of their entire industry
