Lila: I have laser eyes I’m more powerful than you!!
Diego: They’re not even working!!
Lila: THEY’RE GONNA WORK I FEEL IT THEY’RE GONNA WORK
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Sanji bottoms to the entire East Blue polycule and I think that's beautiful
SCREAMINGNGNGN HE REALLY DOES
Koala: Hey I don’t think I can handle this by myself, can you come help?
Sabo: I’m kinda busy right now. You really can’t handle it on your own?
Koala: No that’s why I’m calling you! And besides it could affect Luff—
Sabo: On my way
Koala:
Koala: DUDE,
Sanji fans be like: He means everything to me. I want to throw him off a cliff. I love him so much. I hope he explodes. I want to squeeze him like a squeaky toy. I can’t fucking stand him. I would lay my life on the line for him. I never want to see his face again. I’m down on one knee proposing to him right now
Nami: Daddy the Parent is the best gunslinger in the East Blue, and everyone knows it! I wonder what stupid idiot challenged him to a duel
Nami:
Nami: Aw, shit. It’s one of MY stupid idiots
Anonymous asked:
Is that a bulging disk on your back or you’re just happy to see me?
(Sorry, as someone who suffers chronic back pain from scoliosis I couldn’t help myself.)
Anon I want you to know this ask had me HOWLING with laughter
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Anonymous asked:
why i have bad feeling this pokemon scarlet and violet dlc gonig to be arven or penny get kill by legendary?
Nfndnfnd WHAT there’s absolutely no way they would do that,, like a 0% chance. I will admit it was surprising to see them actually address the topic of death in the games but Penny and Arven are A. Main characters and B. Actual children, I really don’t think Gamefreak would go so far as to depict actual child death onscreen. You don’t have anything to worry about anon
(ahem) dr fuji's daughter
THAT’S DIFFERENT,
Ash
HIS IS ALWAYS TEMPORARY!!!
#NEVER PERMANENT!!!#LMAOOOOO#Pokemon#Reblog#Shima speaks#Actually I want to count. How many times has Ash ‘died’ onscreen#Movie 1. Obviously#He almost drowns in movie 2#Almost falls to his death in movie 3#Gets vored by a tree in movie 8#Almost drowns AGAIN in movie 9#Nearly asphyxiates in movie 14#I’m fuzzy on the last few. Does he almost die in I Choose You or am I remembering that wrong#Anyway homeboy has had a near death experience for a good chunk of the movies huh!!!#undrsk0re
It’s so fucking funny watching people have a sexual crisis over Grusha when they realize he’s a guy fnjkdnasa
#HORNY POKEMON ARTISTS DRAWING NSFW GRUSHA AS A FEMALE AND THEN REALIZING HE'S MALE#LMAOOOOO#Pokemon#Pokemon Scarlet Violet#Pokemon SV#Pokemon Scarlet and Violet#Pokemon Grusha#King shit honestly#nsfw#I GUESS?? I'LL TAG IT THAT TO BE SAFE#Sorry anon I think you might be gay. Just accept it. It's okay <3#LOVE WINS#Shima speaks
Ok but
Hear me out 👀
Both Rody AND Shouto make it to the top of the World Tree at the same time 👀
Houston we have a problem
I’ve completed my Pokedex and caught Arceus AND got the shiny charm now I can finally move on with my life
#LMAOOOOO#Shima speaks#100% complete BABEYYYYY#I will be hunting for Shiny Zorua at some point#But for now. Break.............#I played all day today I'm walking away now#I'm finally done with the game so I can stop hyperfixating on it lmao#It feels so good tho. I completed the entire Pokedex and beat the game in a little over a week#Hella >:)#I've never even done completionist in PMD Sky what is this.#Pokemon Legends Arceus#PLA#Pokemon
This is basically how my SPM AU starts
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Writers don't get to rest.
This is just @shima-draws
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I’m going to make a “which video game from my childhood that I constantly played are you” quiz so stay tuned ;)
Anonymous asked:
FINALLY, AN AU WHERE EVERYONE RECOGNIZES IZUKU'S NATURAL BORN PRETTINESS!!! AND HE STRONK!!!!
Class 1-A gets into an argument over which Izuku is prettier and it’s absolute chaos
Mika: I need blood but I don’t want to drink it--
Yuu: You can have mine
Mika:
Yuu: No seriously you can drink from me it’s cool
Yuu: I want you to, Mika.
Mika: I.
Yuu: PUT YOUR LIPS ON MY NECK YOU FUCKING COWARD DO IT MIKA
#Seraph of the End#Mikayuu#SOTE#OnS#Owari no Seraph#Yuu: JUST DO IT!!!!#SOTE where everything is the same except Yuu taunts Mika like a 5th grader into drinking his blood#Yuu: OH I SEE YOU'RE JUST CHICKEN THEN#Yuu: Poor little Mika is just too afraid to dwink my bwood :(#Yuu: Boo hoo I'm a wittle vampiwe too afwaid to dwink#Yuu: I'm Mika and I'm a pissy little baby!!#Mika: Oh my FUCKING god.#Surprisingly it works LMAO#Krul: I thought you said you wouldn't do it#Mika: ...............Yuu-chan bullied me.#LMAOOOOO#Yuuichiro Hyakuya#Mikaela Hyakuya#Guess what I just watched again ahaaaa--#I already swept through the entire season in like 3 days fmkadamlds#Shima speaks
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God has smiled down on me today because I got both of the Racing Champion costumes in the SAME GACHA PULL I’M LOSING MY MIND
YELLS LOUDLY
My luck continues to kick ass
ALSO I GOT!! HER!!!
Her...
Shin using rock-paper-scissors as an excuse to beat the shit out of Toma is just nadknkdsa
#Toma: WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME SO HARD#Shin: Hmm. I wonder. I FUCKING WONDER#LMAOOOOO#Shin being like 'Toma I just really want to hit you' I'M AJDIKSAFADMSDA#MC: Just say you want to beat him up and get it overwith#Amnesia#I'm almost at the end of Shin's route;;#Honestly I love this part it makes me laugh#Orion and MC eating popcorn while Shin and Toma beat each other with a newspaper: Haha nice#Shima speaks